Allison Robicelli
@allisonrobicelli.bsky.social
Freelance food, travel and humor writer for @washingtonpost and other fun places. Eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster. Never serious, unless it's about Baywatch.
You were in my neighborhood! Hope you found all the cool weird hidden shit.
July 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You were in my neighborhood! Hope you found all the cool weird hidden shit.
I am so proud of YOU!!!
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I am so proud of YOU!!!
One of the sexy elite lifeguards is the guy who played the first Peter Blake on Days of Our Lives, before he and his sister Kristen found out their biological father was Stefano DiMera. Another one is Jason Momoa.
April 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
One of the sexy elite lifeguards is the guy who played the first Peter Blake on Days of Our Lives, before he and his sister Kristen found out their biological father was Stefano DiMera. Another one is Jason Momoa.
This takes place AFTER Mitch Buchanan spent two years moonlighting as a private eye who solved mysteries and also once traveled to hell to fight Satan. Like I said, the perfect show.
April 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This takes place AFTER Mitch Buchanan spent two years moonlighting as a private eye who solved mysteries and also once traveled to hell to fight Satan. Like I said, the perfect show.
Not spoiling how we got here but the jist is Mitch is putting together an elite Top Gun-like thing, but for lifeguards. The best (and sexiest) ones from around the world, each with a very particular set of lifeguarding skills!
April 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Not spoiling how we got here but the jist is Mitch is putting together an elite Top Gun-like thing, but for lifeguards. The best (and sexiest) ones from around the world, each with a very particular set of lifeguarding skills!
David Hasselhoff has been playing Mitch Buchanan for ten seasons and he's still not good at it. This is a perfect show.
April 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
David Hasselhoff has been playing Mitch Buchanan for ten seasons and he's still not good at it. This is a perfect show.
We can have a burn it down party?
April 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We can have a burn it down party?
Im not on social media much anymore but I love stopping by for a little mindless nostalgic fluff now and again. Now back to facing the terrors!
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Im not on social media much anymore but I love stopping by for a little mindless nostalgic fluff now and again. Now back to facing the terrors!
Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.
April 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.
Hear it's the same with Limp Bizkit which definitely makes sense for this timeline.
April 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hear it's the same with Limp Bizkit which definitely makes sense for this timeline.
Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.
April 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.