Allison Robicelli
@allisonrobicelli.bsky.social
Freelance food, travel and humor writer for @washingtonpost and other fun places. Eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster. Never serious, unless it's about Baywatch.
This is the apothesis of American architecture and design. Zero notes. #Baltimore
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is the apothesis of American architecture and design. Zero notes. #Baltimore
Its been two days since the Turnstile pit and I can barely move but hot damn was it worth it.
May 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Its been two days since the Turnstile pit and I can barely move but hot damn was it worth it.
It has been three days since my idiot 44 year old ass went in the Poison the Well pit and everything hurts. Still, I regret nothing.
April 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It has been three days since my idiot 44 year old ass went in the Poison the Well pit and everything hurts. Still, I regret nothing.
Just found a review of the first concert I ever went to and can't believe it was only ten bucks. Told my parents I was going to a birthday sleepover for a friend whose family swapped Brooklyn for Jersey after 8th grade. Didn't tell them about the concert, or that her birthday was in May.
April 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just found a review of the first concert I ever went to and can't believe it was only ten bucks. Told my parents I was going to a birthday sleepover for a friend whose family swapped Brooklyn for Jersey after 8th grade. Didn't tell them about the concert, or that her birthday was in May.
Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.
April 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.
Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.
April 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.
I love this fucking city. #Baltimore
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I love this fucking city. #Baltimore
Probably worth posting this banger of a quote she gave to the @baltimorebeat.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Probably worth posting this banger of a quote she gave to the @baltimorebeat.bsky.social
If you're from Maryland and would like your brand new senator Angela Alsobrooks to stop voting for Trump's nominees, give her office a call and leave her a voicemail. I've been told it moves the needle, since everyone hates phone calls now. 202-224-4524
January 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you're from Maryland and would like your brand new senator Angela Alsobrooks to stop voting for Trump's nominees, give her office a call and leave her a voicemail. I've been told it moves the needle, since everyone hates phone calls now. 202-224-4524
Another beautiful Baltimore day.
January 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Another beautiful Baltimore day.
It does, however, have the honor of being tattooed on my forearm, which is the next best thing really
January 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It does, however, have the honor of being tattooed on my forearm, which is the next best thing really
Baltimore bathroom wall wisdom. Seems like it checks out.
January 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Baltimore bathroom wall wisdom. Seems like it checks out.
Want everyone to know that I just tasted these for the greater good and I hate you all. Society deserves to collapse.
January 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Want everyone to know that I just tasted these for the greater good and I hate you all. Society deserves to collapse.
Didn't expect this to be the first thing to pop up when I opened my WaPo app to check on the cabinet hearings. Then again, this is very much on brand for our Brave New World, isn't it.
January 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Didn't expect this to be the first thing to pop up when I opened my WaPo app to check on the cabinet hearings. Then again, this is very much on brand for our Brave New World, isn't it.
One of my dearest friends since childhood lost everything in the LA fires in a matter of seconds... EXCEPT his cedar patio furniture. Maybe it's because it was on a concrete pad, but could have just as easily been divine intervention? The Good Lord does love alfresco dining. gofund.me/06802c2f
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my dearest friends since childhood lost everything in the LA fires in a matter of seconds... EXCEPT his cedar patio furniture. Maybe it's because it was on a concrete pad, but could have just as easily been divine intervention? The Good Lord does love alfresco dining. gofund.me/06802c2f
By "we" I mean me and Mr. Roy Cat-houn, who is similarly riveted.
January 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
By "we" I mean me and Mr. Roy Cat-houn, who is similarly riveted.
Tonight's we're watching S2 Ep1: Nightmare Bay. The earlier seasons are more grounded and respectable. This one's a two parter about Mitch saving a sexy woman found floating in the sea who claims she was attacked in an underwater cave by a sea monster.
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tonight's we're watching S2 Ep1: Nightmare Bay. The earlier seasons are more grounded and respectable. This one's a two parter about Mitch saving a sexy woman found floating in the sea who claims she was attacked in an underwater cave by a sea monster.
This is LITERALLY in my Hinge profile.
October 30, 2023 at 10:56 PM
This is LITERALLY in my Hinge profile.
Half the time I take selfies they’re fuzzy bc my hand is shaking, or bc there’s cheese grease on the lens. This is working for me in my 40s, as it smooths fine lines without filters, thus saving me valuable time where I could be absorbing additional cheese grease into my desiccating crone flesh.
October 13, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Half the time I take selfies they’re fuzzy bc my hand is shaking, or bc there’s cheese grease on the lens. This is working for me in my 40s, as it smooths fine lines without filters, thus saving me valuable time where I could be absorbing additional cheese grease into my desiccating crone flesh.
Apparently I’m one of the writers that was chosen (without permission!) to train the robots, so when the AI starts spouting shit about frat boys using ass funnels to get ripped on Limomcello, you’ll have me to thank.
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#chatgpt #ai #robots #basilisk @theatlantic
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#chatgpt #ai #robots #basilisk @theatlantic
September 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Apparently I’m one of the writers that was chosen (without permission!) to train the robots, so when the AI starts spouting shit about frat boys using ass funnels to get ripped on Limomcello, you’ll have me to thank.
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#chatgpt #ai #robots #basilisk @theatlantic
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#chatgpt #ai #robots #basilisk @theatlantic
September 5, 2023 at 4:29 PM
If you’re going to take a restaurant bathroom selfie you should do your best to get the toilet in the shot — even if it’s just a little — because you’re a guest in the toilet’s house and you don’t want to be rude.
August 16, 2023 at 5:40 PM
If you’re going to take a restaurant bathroom selfie you should do your best to get the toilet in the shot — even if it’s just a little — because you’re a guest in the toilet’s house and you don’t want to be rude.
Stupid ADHD brain shorted itself out again, so I need a good long stretch of hyperfocus to reset it. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
August 9, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Stupid ADHD brain shorted itself out again, so I need a good long stretch of hyperfocus to reset it. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
Holy fuck, I found it. The worst recipe in the world. I finally fucking found it.
July 28, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Holy fuck, I found it. The worst recipe in the world. I finally fucking found it.
Tonight’s progress. Think I might get him done by Monday.
July 14, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Tonight’s progress. Think I might get him done by Monday.