True, although I think that may be balanced out by the portion of the ad (not pictured) that describes his coat as “Medium,” as opposed to “Literal Tumbleweeds of Hair Rolling Through Your Home Approximately Four Months Per Year.”

“Please consider adopting this big, beautiful baby. Patience and training will enhance this marvelous dog’s wonderful personality.” = he is, in fact, a big beautiful baby, he’s marvelous, and I’m lucky to know him. ❤️

“Zeke would be best as the only pet.” = this dog is a sociopath, but for other dogs, especially collies. He will also prove terrifying to the electrician who remarks on your “Irish temper” and asks if you’re a natural redhead when the air conditioner breaks in the spring of 2014.

“Zeke would love an active athletic owner who likes to run, run, run.” = the only person who will ever be able to wear out this dog is a former world-class karate practitioner in his early 20s, and even that will only last about half an hour.

“crate trained” = his crate is the size of a small car but he’ll go into it at bedtime, which is something at least; however, on random nights of his choosing, he’ll issue a blood-curdling howl out of nowhere at 3 a.m. He’ll keep this up until you either get up or let him sleep in your bed.

Also, I meant to post a happy 🥹 as opposed to a sad 🥺, but I apparently can’t see without my glasses. Either way, Tyler Childers is awesome. Rural gay love is awesome. Love is awesome, period. And I really miss Bill and Tom, two of my favorite people. ❤️

In Your Love is amazing and beautiful.
https://youtu.be/II-L8Hq0_i4

Seeing this thread here felt like reuniting with an old friend. 🥹