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jane craig, esq.
@allisonleabrown.bsky.social
excellent fun til you get to know her
“Edamame? What about eda-DADDY?”—me, a comedic genius.
August 6, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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happy birthday Wendell Berry
August 5, 2023 at 1:17 PM
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[invention of the tab key] what if the spacebar got mad
August 2, 2023 at 11:32 PM
“Did you know there’s a drawer under the dryer filled with tennis balls and dryer sheets?”—not-online John, blowing my mind after 3+ years in our house.
August 3, 2023 at 1:36 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social it is my great pleasure to present to you this gorgeous huskador. His name is Zeke and he turns 13 today.
August 2, 2023 at 1:40 AM
August 1, 2023 at 1:27 PM
On this, the eve of his 13th birthday, allow me the pleasure of roasting Zeke’s adoption ad.

“Zeke is ‘Movie Star’ beautiful.” = the only actually honest part of this ad.

“possibly Husky mix” = he sings like Pavoratti whenever he’s in his feelings, which is often.
August 1, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Boys watering plants. Heat lightning in the distance. Cicadas in the trees. Crickets in the grass. Summer is everything.
July 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM
As my sister said earlier today, Tyler Childers’ latest brings all the feelings. 🥺
July 29, 2023 at 12:34 AM
It’s the smile that says, “I’m going to wake you up at 2 a.m. thwacking my tail against the blinds because there’s thunder within a 50-mile radius.”
July 28, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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what it means when I text my friends: I’m thinking about you and reaching out because I like feeling connected to you

what I text my friends:
July 27, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Got called by a pollster tonight and took profound pleasure in expressing the degree to which Daniel Cameron is a disappointment and a hypocrite. Because he is.
July 27, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Got caught in a bit of a storm tonight.
July 25, 2023 at 12:04 AM