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BMI : 60% tea, 36% jellybeans, 4% cat fur
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Neat. When i stayed at a hotel a couple years ago in winnipeg, I learned it was also a place of stay for northern communities, mostly first nation, for medical access. I was like hmm, i don’t think we have a go-to place like this at home.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is this like the facebook thing your aunt shares every few months. “I do not give permission to Facebook to share…” blah blah blah
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
11/10
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Something about the gravy being too salty or something yeah no hhhmm
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
But if they leave you can tresspass on helicobber shelf three times and get down when you here the car pull up and still get 100% good report.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You only live 9 times! Make the most of it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Did you go home and change your pants?
That sucks, i’m glad you were alert and prevented that.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Agree. Trumps taking notes from pootin.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is why i need occasional counseling for gut wrenching anxiety still.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh yeah!
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I put up my little tree yesterday too
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nap!
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Are you now 10 million strong and growing?
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s called the slip bean toe knot. They teach it in Cat Guides.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look at you idles fan ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
😳 primed to only report the orange moron’s agenda.
It really is turning into New Russia down there.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM