Alli
@allisonkelba.com
BMI : 60% tea, 36% jellybeans, 4% cat fur
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I like calling my uncle in manitoba best because it basically goes:
So what’s new with you?
Me: Not much, how are you?
Him: Pretty good, shoveled the driveway. How’s work?
Me: Pretty good.
Him: Well thanks for calling. Talk to you soon
Me: Bye
And I wish every phone conversation went that way.
So what’s new with you?
Me: Not much, how are you?
Him: Pretty good, shoveled the driveway. How’s work?
Me: Pretty good.
Him: Well thanks for calling. Talk to you soon
Me: Bye
And I wish every phone conversation went that way.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I like calling my uncle in manitoba best because it basically goes:
So what’s new with you?
Me: Not much, how are you?
Him: Pretty good, shoveled the driveway. How’s work?
Me: Pretty good.
Him: Well thanks for calling. Talk to you soon
Me: Bye
And I wish every phone conversation went that way.
So what’s new with you?
Me: Not much, how are you?
Him: Pretty good, shoveled the driveway. How’s work?
Me: Pretty good.
Him: Well thanks for calling. Talk to you soon
Me: Bye
And I wish every phone conversation went that way.
Muted words make them disappear from the search too. I just show entertainment topics. I didn’t know that. Yay
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Muted words make them disappear from the search too. I just show entertainment topics. I didn’t know that. Yay
I love Buckets. Soooooo curious who he is.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love Buckets. Soooooo curious who he is.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The paperback of my book is only $17 on amazon! That’s the cheapest Ive seen it. I dont control prices. Algorithms and all.
www.amazon.ca/One-Step-Bey...
www.amazon.ca/One-Step-Bey...
One Step Beyond: A Mother and Daughter's Journey Through Illness
One Step Beyond: A Mother and Daughter's Journey Through Illness: Kelba, Allison: 9781525587788: Books - Amazon.ca
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November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The paperback of my book is only $17 on amazon! That’s the cheapest Ive seen it. I dont control prices. Algorithms and all.
www.amazon.ca/One-Step-Bey...
www.amazon.ca/One-Step-Bey...
You try and relax with meditation music on the echo. Nice. Soothing. Then the f*g pan flute thing blasts. Well now im just annoyed and angry.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You try and relax with meditation music on the echo. Nice. Soothing. Then the f*g pan flute thing blasts. Well now im just annoyed and angry.
Do you notice some dish soaps seem watered down a bit?
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do you notice some dish soaps seem watered down a bit?
The Save-On on granview has a lot of $18 boxes of halloween chocolate on for $6,$7. I didn’t get one because i’ll eat the whole thing. It’s the busiest I’ve seen in there lately so get it while you can.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Save-On on granview has a lot of $18 boxes of halloween chocolate on for $6,$7. I didn’t get one because i’ll eat the whole thing. It’s the busiest I’ve seen in there lately so get it while you can.
STOP EMAILING ME ON MY F* DAYS OFF is what i bet i’ll yell in my head tomorrow when i open outlook after blocking all work stuff on my days off.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
STOP EMAILING ME ON MY F* DAYS OFF is what i bet i’ll yell in my head tomorrow when i open outlook after blocking all work stuff on my days off.
Right now @gonzo.bsky.social is commiting crimbs.
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Right now @gonzo.bsky.social is commiting crimbs.
Opening the cupboard to take out the measuring cup. Close the cupboard. Wonder where the measuring cup went looking back and forth across the counters. You forgot to take it out of the cupboard.
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Opening the cupboard to take out the measuring cup. Close the cupboard. Wonder where the measuring cup went looking back and forth across the counters. You forgot to take it out of the cupboard.
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As the current president literally tears down a wing of the White House, it’s wild to watch this video of a previous president being excoriated for putting his feet on the Oval Office desk.
(Including by 🇨🇦 Ezra Levant!)
(Including by 🇨🇦 Ezra Levant!)
President puts foot on desk, furor ensues
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As the current president literally tears down a wing of the White House, it’s wild to watch this video of a previous president being excoriated for putting his feet on the Oval Office desk.
(Including by 🇨🇦 Ezra Levant!)
(Including by 🇨🇦 Ezra Levant!)
I hope someone takes up translinks offer and takes an old train car and renovates it into a really cool space. Film it too. Youtube series. I think they have so much potential to be really cool living spaces. Such a fun project.
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I hope someone takes up translinks offer and takes an old train car and renovates it into a really cool space. Film it too. Youtube series. I think they have so much potential to be really cool living spaces. Such a fun project.
Woohoo, Traitors Canada tomorrow. I love this series of shows. Im watching u.k celeb traitors too. And the u.s will start soonish.
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Woohoo, Traitors Canada tomorrow. I love this series of shows. Im watching u.k celeb traitors too. And the u.s will start soonish.
I was watching a thing how a couple set up an only fans thing and making millions a year. And i love watching reels of peoples vids that provide a really good living. Like a farm and stable biz in tennessee and i think, wow I wish i wasnt so lazy. Really cool way to make a living.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I was watching a thing how a couple set up an only fans thing and making millions a year. And i love watching reels of peoples vids that provide a really good living. Like a farm and stable biz in tennessee and i think, wow I wish i wasnt so lazy. Really cool way to make a living.
So yeah I just backed up part of my personal desktops folders to my work's onedrive. At least everyone has access to 14 000 pics of my cat and bitchin music. I'll talk with the IT guy monday and we can prob delete it.
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So yeah I just backed up part of my personal desktops folders to my work's onedrive. At least everyone has access to 14 000 pics of my cat and bitchin music. I'll talk with the IT guy monday and we can prob delete it.
Cat parents: when i adopted Fergus he had more baldness in front of his ears. Now about 6 months later it seems to be filling in and floofs. Does that happen with no more stress? He was a street cat his first year, then quite stressed with the other cats in petsmart adoption center.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cat parents: when i adopted Fergus he had more baldness in front of his ears. Now about 6 months later it seems to be filling in and floofs. Does that happen with no more stress? He was a street cat his first year, then quite stressed with the other cats in petsmart adoption center.
If Fergus was a king. Chatgpt in case you can’t tell. Easy mistake.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If Fergus was a king. Chatgpt in case you can’t tell. Easy mistake.
The best time to get on my exercise bike is when im overthinking something and my anxiety is rising…then im like an ace athlete rider at a billion rpm. And i feel better after too. Try it.
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The best time to get on my exercise bike is when im overthinking something and my anxiety is rising…then im like an ace athlete rider at a billion rpm. And i feel better after too. Try it.
The u.s should be uploaded to onedrive so they can restore a previous version after *ing stuff up.
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The u.s should be uploaded to onedrive so they can restore a previous version after *ing stuff up.
Why are cat’s preferred area of barfing on the bed.
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why are cat’s preferred area of barfing on the bed.
Karen McSherry on cknw and tin foil talk. I think a lot of us simultaneously went “ooooooohhh”. Love it.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Karen McSherry on cknw and tin foil talk. I think a lot of us simultaneously went “ooooooohhh”. Love it.
Asked my chatgpt app to draw my cat if he were a human.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Asked my chatgpt app to draw my cat if he were a human.