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BMI : 60% tea, 36% jellybeans, 4% cat fur
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Maybe it’s bo. It’s beyond bo. It’s bbo.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I put up my little tree yesterday too
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only thing I’ve used chatgpt app for. “(Make my cat a king. Draw my cat if it were human). What other need is there?
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🤠
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If Fergus was a king. Chatgpt in case you can’t tell. Easy mistake.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The sound! 😭😍❤️
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Asked my chatgpt app to draw my cat if he were a human.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I create calendar items by voice using Alexa. Usually i check if it transcribed correctly. Obviously I didn’t this time.
What’s happening on the 10th?
October 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Good morning! Fergus will take a pack of 10 Hot Noms and Nip Joose please.
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I had a look at the new washroom at Metrotown skytrain. Guys, i love it.
It’s always attended by one or two people. All gender washroom. 3 standard stalls and one accessible. My experience is with neuromotor impairments but walk too. I have no direct exp. with other disability.
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not only is a ramp good for my access, but Feegus can lay level to the track. I can’t decide what’s more important ah who am I kidding, it’s Ferg.
September 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
100% he will steel your girl.
September 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
August 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fergus has a frienemy from across the lane too.
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We’ll have to exorcise the demon inside
August 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fergus sees you
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
August 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Hey ladies”
August 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Fergus sells haggis on his non couch days.
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
What happened there. Today. In a good way.
Msft
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He sleeps on the job a lot.
July 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wet food treats refresh.
Fergus: “meh that’s adequate”.
July 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Skip gps, don’t be stupid now.
July 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When two tours collide it’s mayhem
#TourDeFloorboard #TourDeCouch
July 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM