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The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:

*PIZZA
*MONEY
*HOMOSEX

It’s going to be a FANTASTIC 2026 🥂
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my millionth follower is gonna get a prize 🍆
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
one day timothee is gonna go gay again and get his Oscar
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Capitalizing your first letter or leaving it lowercase is kinda like English’s version of the subjunctive if you think about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Very frustrating when the Marty Supreme blimp is outpacing you on the freeway
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
tried to get #that shot but the mirrors at my gym are too high up 😆
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The lighting kinda hit in my bathroom this morning
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

- smerz
- chappell roan
- alex g / nilüfer yanya
- destroyer
- lady gaga
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

- cmat
- lorde
- lady gaga
- ethel cain
- lana del rey
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

-halsey
-marina
-ethel cain
-lucy dacus (twice)
-charli xcx (twice)

i think this list as the right to call me a slur
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I knew The Hours had a stacked cast, but what about that score?!?!?! 😮‍💨
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Repost with your dick root 😈
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I get turned on by my own 🍑 sometimes
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to dust my mirror #humpday
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
am I horny or do I just need to pee
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
rage baited my Latino friends with this taco volcano
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
haven’t been able to take a bath in here in like two years because my former roommate was a fucking mess
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
back in my casual microdose-and-go-to-the-gym era
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
wanna know how I got these scars?
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
got me feeling fish tonight
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I literally almost just slipped into the urinal at Akbar 🤢
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I feel like I’m almosttttttt thick enough to do the blastoise trend
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
wait I kinda got a rack
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh no… this coffee shop is covered in AI art… I fear I must never come here again 😩
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
anyone know some good Chinese yaoi
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
happy hump day! who’s gonna come over and fuck me
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the idea of the Pope inviting Gus Van Sant to the Vatican… 💅
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM