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Skeeter boy
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When you’re peeing but the lighting hits just right
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
missed #fcf by 40 minutes but ykw in my head this still counts
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
humbling when you fart and the air filter smells it and starts blasting
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I hate how the Apple Music auto DJ fully skips the first verse half the time
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I’m starting to think I’m being used for my wit and my good vibes and the pleasantness of my company… 🤔
am I ugly or something? Why do my friends never include me in their IG posts of events I was a big part of lol
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
am I ugly or something? Why do my friends never include me in their IG posts of events I was a big part of lol
January 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
It is so absurd rn that Sean Penn’s character from OBAA is real
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The fashion police will never catch you, Haley Lu Richardson
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
posted my 2016 pics on IG and someone said I had the kind of sadness in my eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
#fcf and a place to put it
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
A buff crayon
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 AM
“Be the one who loves more” does not apply to my relationship
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I think my new aesthetic is looking like a crayon
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Just got cruised on so hard at my gym sauna omg 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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hey guys so did he start a war to distract from being part of the global pedo ring or to distract from his withering and decaying body or just for good old american reasons like oil or all of the above
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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The way this is all for oil and not to stop an oppressive dictator
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
felt pretty massive today after a long bike ride + leg day :)
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
felt a little pumped just now ;)
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
one last #fcf to round out the year :)
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my bf and I frosted each other for Christmas 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So there’s a movie coming out about Americans migrating to Greenland? 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I like how the passion pit guy discovered gay sex and dropped off the face of the earth #relatable
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM