al(gae)
@alligatorsupreme.bsky.social
nb they/she talking to myself pretending this is original twitter
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‘love is blind: mars’ next
damn show is everywhere might as well
damn show is everywhere might as well
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
‘love is blind: mars’ next
damn show is everywhere might as well
damn show is everywhere might as well
watching bridesmaids for the 86th time (probably who knows)
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
watching bridesmaids for the 86th time (probably who knows)
watching mean girls for the 30th time (probably who even knows)
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
watching mean girls for the 30th time (probably who even knows)
when you heat up a mug in the microwave and open the door and the handle is facing the very back like bitch, not right now
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
when you heat up a mug in the microwave and open the door and the handle is facing the very back like bitch, not right now
really scared for the winter. why has it been low 20s every night for the past two weeks and it’s just now december.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
really scared for the winter. why has it been low 20s every night for the past two weeks and it’s just now december.
green ketchup 20 years ago should have been the extent of the food experimentation. we didn’t want to LITERALLY BE POISONED. #fucktrump
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
green ketchup 20 years ago should have been the extent of the food experimentation. we didn’t want to LITERALLY BE POISONED. #fucktrump
I guess I’ll change my stove clock finally 😒😒😒
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I guess I’ll change my stove clock finally 😒😒😒
I don’t want sped up songs, actually slow them down so I can properly get into it
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don’t want sped up songs, actually slow them down so I can properly get into it
dark chocolate heals me
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
dark chocolate heals me
karma’s a bitch, and then you die. -tina #bobsburgers
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
karma’s a bitch, and then you die. -tina #bobsburgers
slept on it and turns out I’m still in a bitchy mood
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
slept on it and turns out I’m still in a bitchy mood
sometimes you think a song isn’t the current vibe but it’s actually just not loud enough
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
sometimes you think a song isn’t the current vibe but it’s actually just not loud enough
Reposted by al(gae)
Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
Reposted by al(gae)
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
well it looks like I’m rewatching all of bob’s burgers again
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
well it looks like I’m rewatching all of bob’s burgers again
sometimes I eat my generic gluten free oreos sandwich style like a serialkiller. fear me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sometimes I eat my generic gluten free oreos sandwich style like a serialkiller. fear me.
do crop puffer vests do anything for warmth or are they just there to party?
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
do crop puffer vests do anything for warmth or are they just there to party?
eating from the pot over the stove is underrated. (recession indicator)
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
eating from the pot over the stove is underrated. (recession indicator)
the only D I want is on the ballot amirite? #electionday
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
the only D I want is on the ballot amirite? #electionday
rewatching movies because they don’t make anything good anymore
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
rewatching movies because they don’t make anything good anymore
of all the things that need saving, daylight is not one of them
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
of all the things that need saving, daylight is not one of them
unfortunately I do feel like I could just ride a horse with no training
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
unfortunately I do feel like I could just ride a horse with no training