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alligatorsocks.bsky.social
the great rane weather machine
@alligatorsocks.bsky.social
lover of all things fantasy

currently playing the THIRD witcher game!!! 🐺
this is how she looked poppin out damn near nine kids
January 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
maybe i’m late but dina caliente is always my fav
January 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
it’s impossible to divorce fashion from the context it was created in, but i’m not immune to how hard the capitol was serving LOOKS. oh my GODDDD i’m obsessed with pretty much every look in the films and books
January 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PS: do y’all got longleaf pine in virginia? my family travels up a few times a year and i’ve never noticed any, though we don’t travel much beyond richmond
January 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i think because you seem to inspire the sense of a forest creature, and a lot of people think of the PNW/canada. virginia makes sense too, i’m from NC and the only thing the woods are less ancient than is the mountains.
January 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the lighting?? the pose??? the dress??? didn’t think i could be more obsessed
January 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
sorry i spent christmas day literally shoveling your dog’s shit into a garbage bag with my (gloved) hands because they’re so poorly housebroken they refuse to actually go outside. why my hands? NONE OF YOU CLEAN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND YOU DON’T OWN A BROOM.
January 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
fun fact: this is actually how they measured my antibodies when i was in the trials for the covid vax
December 20, 2024 at 10:19 PM
god this shot is SICKKKK
December 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
game dandelion has a moral code but he would also bet his soul in a card game against the devil. and lose. boundaries? never heard of them. for himself or others. he enjoys the finer things in life but he has a feral gleam in his eyes that scares me
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 AM
you disrespect me, you disrespect my family, you disrespect my father
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
by guys do you mean the men specifically? or what about my favorite tiefling couple 🫣 (art by pepijopa on tumblr)
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 AM
when february is right there?? lol sorry my family has yet to have a february that isn’t tragic
December 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
omg byeee you too 😭 it genuinely makes me happy to know we have this in common. it was a good decision in the long run but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt 🫠 i’m taking good care, don’t you worry <333
December 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
SHE HAS A HUMAN FORM?!?!!?!!?!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 PM