you disrespect me, you disrespect my family, you disrespect my father

by guys do you mean the men specifically? or what about my favorite tiefling couple 🫣 (art by pepijopa on tumblr)

#tavquotd probably that she basically had to go undercover for decades because there are very few elves with horns sticking out of their heads. that’s what happens when a two year old wild magic sorcerer has a tantrum lmaoo

happy 4th year in a row of me being clinically insane!!!!

#tavqotd maris’ tattoos started at the neck. after getting her throat cut by a vengeful client, she got a massive tattoo to cover up the scar. it didn’t quite fit with the rest of her bare body though, and throughout the worst years of her life her tattoos remained a prayer for bodily autonomy.

i haven’t actually started the witcher 3 yet (still working on my mods) but if one of the female characters in this game isn’t a complete and total bitch i don’t want to play. i’ve had ENOUGH of them rolling over!!! GIVE ME WOMEN THAT AREN’T DOORMATS CDPR GIVE THEM TO ME NOW 💥💥💥

normally i’m the #1 defender of annoying female characters that get unjustified hate but… girly you need mental help

#TAVQOTD maris is highly liable to bitch and moan about stubbing a toe or such- but no one will see any signs of significant discomfort from her. if you stick around long enough you’ll realize that if she complains after battle she’s fine, but if she’s stoic she needs IMMEDIATE medical attention.

omg did you make these?? are they available for download anywhere? that bottom one looks just like my baby corduroy 😭

for the love of everything that is good and holy act iii is trying to make me puke my actual guts up. the kikimore workers are fine, if a little offputting. but these stomach-churning THINGS are like 9 feet tall and they move in such an unbelievably disturbing way that can only be captured on video

everyone SHUT UP and look at my baby 🥹

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literally me when i joined bluesky yesterday and two of my favorite people on the internet immediately mooted me