the great rane weather machine
@alligatorsocks.bsky.social
lover of all things fantasy
currently playing the THIRD witcher game!!! 🐺
currently playing the THIRD witcher game!!! 🐺
this is absolutely my hubris speaking but i’m more than half convinced i could win the hunger games based off sheer charisma alone. who needs survival skills when you have my winning personality and mild bloodlust ✨
January 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
this is absolutely my hubris speaking but i’m more than half convinced i could win the hunger games based off sheer charisma alone. who needs survival skills when you have my winning personality and mild bloodlust ✨
i’ve spent the past month rebuilding my (sims) mods folder from scratch like it’s a second job. i have zero last exceptions, zero tuning errors, everything should theoretically be running smoothly. so why oh why oh WHYYYYY can i not load a single household 😭😭😭 this game hates me 😭😭😭
January 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i’ve spent the past month rebuilding my (sims) mods folder from scratch like it’s a second job. i have zero last exceptions, zero tuning errors, everything should theoretically be running smoothly. so why oh why oh WHYYYYY can i not load a single household 😭😭😭 this game hates me 😭😭😭
i think the hunger games says many important things about fashion and the way we consume it. it’s capable of constructive criticism, acknowledging how fashion has always been political and how we use it to reflect/influence the world around us. at the same time i also want to dye my skin pink
January 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i think the hunger games says many important things about fashion and the way we consume it. it’s capable of constructive criticism, acknowledging how fashion has always been political and how we use it to reflect/influence the world around us. at the same time i also want to dye my skin pink
my biggest sims wish for 2025 is disability aids. i know it would be a huge hassle but they’ve accomplished the impossible before, and there is nothing that would bring me more joy than being able to use a wheelchair or crutches just like in real life. that and fairies lol
January 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
my biggest sims wish for 2025 is disability aids. i know it would be a huge hassle but they’ve accomplished the impossible before, and there is nothing that would bring me more joy than being able to use a wheelchair or crutches just like in real life. that and fairies lol
one day simfileshare’s servers will stop bugging tf out and making a 300kb download take upwards of 45 minutes, but today is not that day ✨
January 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
one day simfileshare’s servers will stop bugging tf out and making a 300kb download take upwards of 45 minutes, but today is not that day ✨
have you ever been so furious you just start shaking with rage because i spent the last 2 weeks housesitting for a family with a MANSION and they tried to pay me literally pennies per hour
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
have you ever been so furious you just start shaking with rage because i spent the last 2 weeks housesitting for a family with a MANSION and they tried to pay me literally pennies per hour
every single playthrough i give astarion the volobotomy for funsies and so whenever i see a picture of him i look at it like he’s from an alternate universe. my brain refuses to remember he does not canonically have heterochromia lol
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
every single playthrough i give astarion the volobotomy for funsies and so whenever i see a picture of him i look at it like he’s from an alternate universe. my brain refuses to remember he does not canonically have heterochromia lol
tfw you get pulled over on the highway and the cop drives off with your keys leaving you stranded for 40 minutes while you have to track down what dept he’s a part of and call a million numbers 😀👍
December 17, 2024 at 9:23 PM
tfw you get pulled over on the highway and the cop drives off with your keys leaving you stranded for 40 minutes while you have to track down what dept he’s a part of and call a million numbers 😀👍
i have not seen the witcher show but i’m in the vaguest sense aware of its plot, and from what i’ve gathered the fandom perceives show dandelion/jaskier FARRR differently than game dandelion- no hate to that lil twink but the bard i’m familiar with would eat a man alive if the situation required it
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 AM
i have not seen the witcher show but i’m in the vaguest sense aware of its plot, and from what i’ve gathered the fandom perceives show dandelion/jaskier FARRR differently than game dandelion- no hate to that lil twink but the bard i’m familiar with would eat a man alive if the situation required it
god really looked down at infant me in a crib and said yeah let’s give that thing clinical anxiety. as a baby, you heard me. we haven’t tried babies with anxiety before, right? ya this one works
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
god really looked down at infant me in a crib and said yeah let’s give that thing clinical anxiety. as a baby, you heard me. we haven’t tried babies with anxiety before, right? ya this one works
#tavquotd probably that she basically had to go undercover for decades because there are very few elves with horns sticking out of their heads. that’s what happens when a two year old wild magic sorcerer has a tantrum lmaoo
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
#tavquotd probably that she basically had to go undercover for decades because there are very few elves with horns sticking out of their heads. that’s what happens when a two year old wild magic sorcerer has a tantrum lmaoo
fun fact about me is that my family is jewish, and so we grew up celebrating all the jewish holidays PLUS easter and christmas. so every year when the holidays roll around you’ll catch us with two trees, garland, stockings, the whole shebang. my parent’s reasoning? christmas is fun okkkk
December 5, 2024 at 9:34 AM
fun fact about me is that my family is jewish, and so we grew up celebrating all the jewish holidays PLUS easter and christmas. so every year when the holidays roll around you’ll catch us with two trees, garland, stockings, the whole shebang. my parent’s reasoning? christmas is fun okkkk
happy 4th year in a row of me being clinically insane!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
happy 4th year in a row of me being clinically insane!!!!
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Gift for Mara (@/hajima7) of her Bhaalspawn and Lae'zel ❤️
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #thedarkurge #bhaalspawn #laezel #bhaalzel #art
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #thedarkurge #bhaalspawn #laezel #bhaalzel #art
November 30, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Gift for Mara (@/hajima7) of her Bhaalspawn and Lae'zel ❤️
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #thedarkurge #bhaalspawn #laezel #bhaalzel #art
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #thedarkurge #bhaalspawn #laezel #bhaalzel #art
#tavqotd maris’ tattoos started at the neck. after getting her throat cut by a vengeful client, she got a massive tattoo to cover up the scar. it didn’t quite fit with the rest of her bare body though, and throughout the worst years of her life her tattoos remained a prayer for bodily autonomy.
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
#tavqotd maris’ tattoos started at the neck. after getting her throat cut by a vengeful client, she got a massive tattoo to cover up the scar. it didn’t quite fit with the rest of her bare body though, and throughout the worst years of her life her tattoos remained a prayer for bodily autonomy.
i’ve been thinking about writing a fic myself but the only things i want to write are embarrassingly self-indulgent, meaning if anyone tries to critique it i may or may not ever write again
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
i’ve been thinking about writing a fic myself but the only things i want to write are embarrassingly self-indulgent, meaning if anyone tries to critique it i may or may not ever write again
one of these days someone’s going to have to explain to me what the hell a “guffaw” is
December 1, 2024 at 2:43 AM
one of these days someone’s going to have to explain to me what the hell a “guffaw” is
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trying to find a video essay to put on in the background while i futz with mods but dear god have none of these people heard of a script?? they’re just spending hours talking into a microphone, no cuts 😭 i’ve already seen every good video essay three times over
November 25, 2024 at 6:26 AM
trying to find a video essay to put on in the background while i futz with mods but dear god have none of these people heard of a script?? they’re just spending hours talking into a microphone, no cuts 😭 i’ve already seen every good video essay three times over
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And here’s to another blooming love for my friend 🥺 #wyllravengard
November 21, 2024 at 4:18 AM
And here’s to another blooming love for my friend 🥺 #wyllravengard
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(Astarion voice) Darling, what the fuck
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
(Astarion voice) Darling, what the fuck
i haven’t actually started the witcher 3 yet (still working on my mods) but if one of the female characters in this game isn’t a complete and total bitch i don’t want to play. i’ve had ENOUGH of them rolling over!!! GIVE ME WOMEN THAT AREN’T DOORMATS CDPR GIVE THEM TO ME NOW 💥💥💥
November 24, 2024 at 1:51 AM
i haven’t actually started the witcher 3 yet (still working on my mods) but if one of the female characters in this game isn’t a complete and total bitch i don’t want to play. i’ve had ENOUGH of them rolling over!!! GIVE ME WOMEN THAT AREN’T DOORMATS CDPR GIVE THEM TO ME NOW 💥💥💥
okay i finished the witcher 2 and i’m a little nervous for 3. i know everyone loves yennefer but i’ve been with triss for 2 games already!!! my choices are: detach myself from a character i love dearly or neglect a new character and story for the sake of nostalgia!! you can’t ask me to do this!!!
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
okay i finished the witcher 2 and i’m a little nervous for 3. i know everyone loves yennefer but i’ve been with triss for 2 games already!!! my choices are: detach myself from a character i love dearly or neglect a new character and story for the sake of nostalgia!! you can’t ask me to do this!!!
normally i’m the #1 defender of annoying female characters that get unjustified hate but… girly you need mental help
November 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM
normally i’m the #1 defender of annoying female characters that get unjustified hate but… girly you need mental help