Alligator Jesie
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Silicone Dicksmith - kill your fuckin' lawn
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so as i was saying reylos why don't we just raise a shit ton of money (a thing we often do) then hire Adam Driver & Steven Soderbergh to develop their movie independently from disney?
i feel confident we could raise enough money to hire them
since it's obvious disney ain't gonna do it
i feel confident we could raise enough money to hire them
since it's obvious disney ain't gonna do it
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
so as i was saying reylos why don't we just raise a shit ton of money (a thing we often do) then hire Adam Driver & Steven Soderbergh to develop their movie independently from disney?
i feel confident we could raise enough money to hire them
since it's obvious disney ain't gonna do it
i feel confident we could raise enough money to hire them
since it's obvious disney ain't gonna do it
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Boss man got a new mug
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Boss man got a new mug
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when ao3 won’t let me leave kudos twice:
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
when ao3 won’t let me leave kudos twice:
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Waypoint Watcher statues are now available! Use the 🔗 in my bio to access the el shoppo. Or don't, I sorta love having these guys hanging around.... 😄
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Waypoint Watcher statues are now available! Use the 🔗 in my bio to access the el shoppo. Or don't, I sorta love having these guys hanging around.... 😄
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“To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest.” - Himbo Kenjamin Solo
#Reylo #Reyloart #BenSolo
#Reylo #Reyloart #BenSolo
July 27, 2023 at 1:06 PM
“To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest.” - Himbo Kenjamin Solo
#Reylo #Reyloart #BenSolo
#Reylo #Reyloart #BenSolo
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New sketchbook piece from last nights stream, bathhouse Katya.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New sketchbook piece from last nights stream, bathhouse Katya.
You know what else would probably help more people get vaccinated?
Not charging people without insurance 170 dollars a pop to get one
My boyfriend & me got covid/flu vaccines last week & that shit set us back over 460 bucks
Not charging people without insurance 170 dollars a pop to get one
My boyfriend & me got covid/flu vaccines last week & that shit set us back over 460 bucks
Some vaccines like COVID and flu don’t stop completely stop infection.
But they do reduce the risk of getting infected and greatly reduce severe illness risk.
They are still worth getting.
Since they are not 100% effective it’s also wise to add another layer of protection by wearing a mask.
But they do reduce the risk of getting infected and greatly reduce severe illness risk.
They are still worth getting.
Since they are not 100% effective it’s also wise to add another layer of protection by wearing a mask.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You know what else would probably help more people get vaccinated?
Not charging people without insurance 170 dollars a pop to get one
My boyfriend & me got covid/flu vaccines last week & that shit set us back over 460 bucks
Not charging people without insurance 170 dollars a pop to get one
My boyfriend & me got covid/flu vaccines last week & that shit set us back over 460 bucks
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November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Venn diagram of folks happy to defend The Last Jedi from haters and desperate for a Muppets Knives Out is nearly a perfect circle WTF
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Venn diagram of folks happy to defend The Last Jedi from haters and desperate for a Muppets Knives Out is nearly a perfect circle WTF
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Morgan’s round face
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Morgan’s round face
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happy reylo fall take two ✨ this time with quiet leaves 🍂🍁
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
happy reylo fall take two ✨ this time with quiet leaves 🍂🍁
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You, a virgin fool: the Dark Side is a corruption of the Force which must be fought or destroyed wherever possible
Me, the Chad Daoist First Jedi:
Me, the Chad Daoist First Jedi:
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You, a virgin fool: the Dark Side is a corruption of the Force which must be fought or destroyed wherever possible
Me, the Chad Daoist First Jedi:
Me, the Chad Daoist First Jedi:
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????? why ????? was I not told they had ROSE TICO on the latest doorables series ??😲🥺🧡
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
????? why ????? was I not told they had ROSE TICO on the latest doorables series ??😲🥺🧡
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🌙✨ Midnight Slumbers
Page 14 - 16
The End. Short and sweet.
Page 14 - 16
The End. Short and sweet.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
🌙✨ Midnight Slumbers
Page 14 - 16
The End. Short and sweet.
Page 14 - 16
The End. Short and sweet.
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Ben Solo LIVES, let the hunt for him begin, and may the Force be with us all.
"someone who has hope"
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver / #TheHuntForBenSolo
read the essay here: buff.ly/YMjj1R8
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/auKOB40
"someone who has hope"
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver / #TheHuntForBenSolo
read the essay here: buff.ly/YMjj1R8
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/auKOB40
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ben Solo LIVES, let the hunt for him begin, and may the Force be with us all.
"someone who has hope"
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver / #TheHuntForBenSolo
read the essay here: buff.ly/YMjj1R8
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/auKOB40
"someone who has hope"
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver / #TheHuntForBenSolo
read the essay here: buff.ly/YMjj1R8
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/auKOB40
The simple fact in the year of our lord 2025 there is only 1 Ben Solo toy available to buy
It's a funkcopop
disney/lucasfilms never made a Ben Solo action figure
If I want a Ben Solo action figure I need to buy a Kylo Ren and kitbash him myself
Fucking ridiculous
It's a funkcopop
disney/lucasfilms never made a Ben Solo action figure
If I want a Ben Solo action figure I need to buy a Kylo Ren and kitbash him myself
Fucking ridiculous
see, bob iger!!! see how much I’m willing to spend on 1 (one) single piece of officially licensed reylo merch 😭💸
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The simple fact in the year of our lord 2025 there is only 1 Ben Solo toy available to buy
It's a funkcopop
disney/lucasfilms never made a Ben Solo action figure
If I want a Ben Solo action figure I need to buy a Kylo Ren and kitbash him myself
Fucking ridiculous
It's a funkcopop
disney/lucasfilms never made a Ben Solo action figure
If I want a Ben Solo action figure I need to buy a Kylo Ren and kitbash him myself
Fucking ridiculous
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Here’s what I don’t get about people who condemn Reylo as a toxic, I can fix him dynamic.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Here’s what I don’t get about people who condemn Reylo as a toxic, I can fix him dynamic.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
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Don't use AI to make reylo art! It stresses them out!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Don't use AI to make reylo art! It stresses them out!!!
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I think this year we all wish Adam the same thing - to make #TheHuntForBenSolo as he intended :D
Here's my art for the occasion. It always baffled me that the character with so much potential was barely developed in the movies, there's still so much I'd love to learn about him!
#gizart
Here's my art for the occasion. It always baffled me that the character with so much potential was barely developed in the movies, there's still so much I'd love to learn about him!
#gizart
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I think this year we all wish Adam the same thing - to make #TheHuntForBenSolo as he intended :D
Here's my art for the occasion. It always baffled me that the character with so much potential was barely developed in the movies, there's still so much I'd love to learn about him!
#gizart
Here's my art for the occasion. It always baffled me that the character with so much potential was barely developed in the movies, there's still so much I'd love to learn about him!
#gizart
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Are you ready for Ben-uary? A whole month dedicated to Ben Solo, with daily drawing prompts for fans to celebrate Ben!
Let’s make January extra Ben-tastic! Grab your pens and let’s create! #reyloevent #benuary #reyloevent2026
Let’s make January extra Ben-tastic! Grab your pens and let’s create! #reyloevent #benuary #reyloevent2026
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Are you ready for Ben-uary? A whole month dedicated to Ben Solo, with daily drawing prompts for fans to celebrate Ben!
Let’s make January extra Ben-tastic! Grab your pens and let’s create! #reyloevent #benuary #reyloevent2026
Let’s make January extra Ben-tastic! Grab your pens and let’s create! #reyloevent #benuary #reyloevent2026