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Alligator Jesie
@alligatorjesie.bsky.social
Silicone Dicksmith - kill your fuckin' lawn
You mean the harassment account that retweeted posts from known alt-right publications like bounding into comics?

Both those accounts can rest in piss
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That dude saying people can't come back to life in star wars is a fucking dumbass, ignore him
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
She does this every time I eat something outside but whenever I give her some she never eats it

It's fine I get to look at her cute face

Weird that I'm able to do this mid November
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You're doing it way more justice than the original concept

fabulous job
1,000/10
Single note: draw more
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh for fucking real tho this is all I could see in town but a short 6 minute drive out of town and there's a whole ass arura to behold

Maybe one day
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would die for Toni
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
More weird alien titties
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
First snowfall of the year y'all know what that means

Time to derust and oil the yard pruners
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hercules beetle?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Slap a pedestal & a name tag on those bad boys and you got some high class awards
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Also remembered this set from tumblr that was well done:

www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...

&

www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...

From tumblr user @selpuku.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm crying
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So every year I hand out squishy toys instead of candy with 1 simple rule:
'you can take 1 for free but if you want more you gotta give me candy'

We got 4 pounds of candy (& ramen?) without leaving our house

I was also giving away plants
There wasn't a cute rule with those I just wanted them gone
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Or if you want to keep the cat theme going how about a bobcat? A small specialized rabbit hunter with cute little cheek fluffs & a adorable little bobbed tail

Or maybe a mountain lion? A not so small predator who you won't notice is right behind you until it's too late
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Now Osha's best fit depends on how you want the dynamic to play out

If you're into the predator/prey why not go with a pray animal? She's described as having doe eyes so a deer works well

fallow deer are beautiful & keep their spots into adulthood
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Potential 3rd option:

Philippine eagle

Also know as the monkey-eating eagle, it's one of the largest eagle species in the world

Just look at him
Look at that hair
A perfect Qimir
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Or how about a Asian palm civet?

A long removed member of the cat family whom are also incredibly agile tree hunters

Fun facts:
they're mostly nocturnal
they love coffee beans
they're just little guys
/Deadly little guys/
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ohhh! I do love picking out fursonas.

Hard agree that Qimir has 'big cat's flavor but tiger sounds too immediately threatening for a guy who comes off as a goof when we first see him

Maybe a clouded leopard tho?

Playful, agile, beautiful, & deadly
but smaller & unassuming
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This idiot man said with his whole chest 'Ben Solo is not the main Skywalker in the sequel trilogy'

What a dumb boy
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Our lady potato
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Free food for the wildlife!

I have a groundhog in my backyard who has been loving all the free pumpkins

Even a few squirrels have decided to start chowing down
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm a lot of fun at parties because I don't spend my time complaining about reylo while repeating nazi talking points
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He didn't tho because the creator of that comic came out and directly said that was not the implication

A comment like this is just telling me you're regurgitating negative talking points about a piece of media you've never actually read or properly engaging with.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@bsky.app this is why I never upload photos
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM