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Jerry
@allhailjerry.myatproto.social
Headache.

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This is really all I want from life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sorry, sir.
Even worse, the poster for the show got it wrong, skipping out on the "the" so people didn't think they were going to see The Babys Russia.
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Great! Now I'm being threatened by the local news station.
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Felix has some thoughts about the daily news.
October 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am so sick of this bullshit from these two!
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In Hell, they force you to write headlines like this.
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You know when people post concert pictures and you wonder why? Well, here’s Pulp.
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Bye bye Strava
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Things got dark in the Wizard of Oz sequel.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This sexy?
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is the only acceptable pornography you can view according to SCOTUS.
September 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As radical leftists, this is the world we're fighting against over here on Bluesky.
September 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hmmm, "why" indeed. Great question. Can't imagine the fucking answer.
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never believed those stories were true, until one day I went out dressed for a rainstorm and...
September 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had this one. I had to send away a ton of 9 Lives labels to get it. Still rocks harder than my Evel Knievel shirt.
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A little lesson in how to enjoy International Dog Day.
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Come on!
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Counterpoint:
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Will I look stupid if I get both a Labubu and a colonoscopy?
August 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bluesky's most dastardly Fuck-Marry-Kill of the week.
August 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So far, not impressed with my new podcast microphone.
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I left Iowa because of this haunted swing…
July 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just remembering that time Meryl Streep was definitely in front of me in the bagel shop line.
July 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What about this dachshund/chihuahua gentleman?
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Here’s a course description from the college where I teach. Nothing great here. “Preserving the human touch.”
July 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM