we don't talk about Bruno
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we don't talk about Bruno
@alleycatbruno.bsky.social
I've tried to be so many things. 🇧🇷 ➡️ 🇺🇸
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We are not the same
I always hear people saying "you should have hobbies and interests beyond your children, otherwise your life will be empty when they grow up" while I'm here thinking about all the cool stuff I'd like to do but just don't have the time. Bicycling, woodworking, music, photography, so many things.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The fall colors have been gorgeous this year
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It was a nice, beautiful day. We spent a lot of time outside cleaning the car then putting up holiday decorations. The kid got to play with her bestie. We all had pizza for dinner.

Could use more days like this.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm still thankful to the person who posted that they used chopsticks to eat puffs without getting greasy fingers (thus making the keyboard disgusting)
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Here's to hoping that something actually happens
The White House confirms Trump officials tried to convince Lauren Boebert today to drop her support for the Epstein files discharge petition.

Once Adelita Grijalva is sworn in this afternoon, majority support will be reached on that discharge petition in the House.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
HO LEE SHI-
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is me while all of you are getting to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
btw, the holiday lights nerd's business name is actually THE GUTTER DUDE and he's legit, I'll leave his business card here
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't even own that home anymore, but the number of decimal places is amusing
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The 7yo asked to take pancakes for lunch at school so I mixed some batter last night and cooked it this morning. Also included a tiny bottle of maple syrup in her lunch box.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Took a long lunch break to go to the barber. Who's a great guy and offers all kinds of life advice over the 90 minute service. We chat about politics, football, the climate and our personal lives.

I already have a therapist, but the barber is like a mental health side quest (complimentary).
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I casually texted the guy who cleaned my gutters if he would install holiday lights too and I kid you not the guy is f*ing Clark Griswold himself.

He's lecturing me now about raw light cables and watertight splitters. I guess we're going big on Christmas decorations this year
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Democratic leadership in a nutshell
a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
ALT: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The plumber came back $500 more expensive than I anticipated

but the gutter repair came back $1000 cheaper than I had budgeted for, so it all balances out
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The boss indicated he wants to promote me. Asked me to write a formal email with my accomplishments etc. Now I'm torn

Of course a 10% raise would be nice but at what cost? Everything is fine, life is chill. Not sure I want any added responsibility and expectations
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dietitian told me to eat yogurt + frozen berries + protein powder instead of ice cream. The problem with that is that it tastes exactly like yogurt + berries + protein powder and nothing like ice cream
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Got to do some woodworking on the weekend, also had some good food at home. The weather is majestic, the trees are showing off the fall colors. I'm knocking things out of the to-do list.

Happy Monday
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bought the materials for my woodworking project and set them up in the garage.

Then I remembered my garage doesn't have any power outlets. 🤦

So will be experimenting with a power bank, a solar panel and power tools
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That's a W from our beautiful city
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Of all the things that could take me to the grave, is Teflon going to be the one?
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
just a kid hanging out in her favorite spot
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Independence, Missouri, is like "Truman Records, in front of the Truman statue by the Truman courthouse, right on Truman road"
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Feeling excited about woodworking again! Now that outside temperatures don't feel like a pizza oven I'm looking forward to cutting some wood and getting frustrated because I measured twice and still cut the wrong length.
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The moose and the jaguar are sick. The humanoid eagle in cleats is lame lol
September 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM