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I've tried to be so many things. 🇧🇷 ➡️ 🇺🇸
KCMO
KCMO
The fall colors have been gorgeous this year
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The fall colors have been gorgeous this year
I'm still thankful to the person who posted that they used chopsticks to eat puffs without getting greasy fingers (thus making the keyboard disgusting)
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm still thankful to the person who posted that they used chopsticks to eat puffs without getting greasy fingers (thus making the keyboard disgusting)
HO LEE SHI-
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
HO LEE SHI-
This is me while all of you are getting to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is me while all of you are getting to see the aurora borealis
btw, the holiday lights nerd's business name is actually THE GUTTER DUDE and he's legit, I'll leave his business card here
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
btw, the holiday lights nerd's business name is actually THE GUTTER DUDE and he's legit, I'll leave his business card here
I don't even own that home anymore, but the number of decimal places is amusing
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't even own that home anymore, but the number of decimal places is amusing
The 7yo asked to take pancakes for lunch at school so I mixed some batter last night and cooked it this morning. Also included a tiny bottle of maple syrup in her lunch box.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The 7yo asked to take pancakes for lunch at school so I mixed some batter last night and cooked it this morning. Also included a tiny bottle of maple syrup in her lunch box.
O meu é de melhorias e consertos da casa. Só fica "ready" quando tem estimativa de custo e de tempo em horas
(a banheira do quarto das crianças está quebrada há meses, vou ter que chamar um encanador)
(a banheira do quarto das crianças está quebrada há meses, vou ter que chamar um encanador)
October 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
O meu é de melhorias e consertos da casa. Só fica "ready" quando tem estimativa de custo e de tempo em horas
(a banheira do quarto das crianças está quebrada há meses, vou ter que chamar um encanador)
(a banheira do quarto das crianças está quebrada há meses, vou ter que chamar um encanador)
Of all the things that could take me to the grave, is Teflon going to be the one?
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Of all the things that could take me to the grave, is Teflon going to be the one?
just a kid hanging out in her favorite spot
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
just a kid hanging out in her favorite spot
The moose and the jaguar are sick. The humanoid eagle in cleats is lame lol
September 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The moose and the jaguar are sick. The humanoid eagle in cleats is lame lol
Can't wait for Josh Hawley to somehow make this into some partisan BS and suggest only the followers of his cult leader would benefit
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can't wait for Josh Hawley to somehow make this into some partisan BS and suggest only the followers of his cult leader would benefit
No idea what those last two items in the sampler are supposed to be lmao
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No idea what those last two items in the sampler are supposed to be lmao
Your racket sport | My racket sport
We are not the same
We are not the same
September 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Your racket sport | My racket sport
We are not the same
We are not the same
É legal de usar! Eu já sofri acidente com power tools (serra circular de bancada) então eu fico bem neurótico com segurança e EPI. Muito mais tranquilo de usar do que roçadora.
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
É legal de usar! Eu já sofri acidente com power tools (serra circular de bancada) então eu fico bem neurótico com segurança e EPI. Muito mais tranquilo de usar do que roçadora.
lil fella is never sated
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
lil fella is never sated
August 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ever since the kids are back to school the house has been so quiet. Also the weather is extremely nice this week so I've been having lunch outside.
August 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ever since the kids are back to school the house has been so quiet. Also the weather is extremely nice this week so I've been having lunch outside.
why is this dude always in (apparently the same) leather jacket?
August 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
why is this dude always in (apparently the same) leather jacket?
POV: Me using ChatGPT to create a draft board for my fantasy league
(none of my coworkers are local and none of them is a Chiefs fan)
(none of my coworkers are local and none of them is a Chiefs fan)
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
POV: Me using ChatGPT to create a draft board for my fantasy league
(none of my coworkers are local and none of them is a Chiefs fan)
(none of my coworkers are local and none of them is a Chiefs fan)
An older guy complimented my shoes at the gym and asked me where I got them. He said "I'm not gon' jack your style but these are dope".
By all means, sir. Go ahead and jack this style. I felt flattered.
By all means, sir. Go ahead and jack this style. I felt flattered.
August 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
An older guy complimented my shoes at the gym and asked me where I got them. He said "I'm not gon' jack your style but these are dope".
By all means, sir. Go ahead and jack this style. I felt flattered.
By all means, sir. Go ahead and jack this style. I felt flattered.
Patrick Mahomes
Bobby Witt Jr
Debinha de Oliveira
Bobby Witt Jr
Debinha de Oliveira
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Patrick Mahomes
Bobby Witt Jr
Debinha de Oliveira
Bobby Witt Jr
Debinha de Oliveira
Evergy set my thermostat to 83 yikes
July 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Evergy set my thermostat to 83 yikes
Would you sell your soul AND your firstborn to the AI overlords?
No?
Then I'm sorry we're only hiring the ones truly committed
No?
Then I'm sorry we're only hiring the ones truly committed
July 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Would you sell your soul AND your firstborn to the AI overlords?
No?
Then I'm sorry we're only hiring the ones truly committed
No?
Then I'm sorry we're only hiring the ones truly committed