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Allison
@alleybeth.bsky.social
HS English Teacher. Crafting fiend. Devourer of books. Coffee person. Married to my favorite potato man. If there's dragons, I'm in.
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Some of my March books will probably end up being on my Best of the Year list.
Me: Thanks for buying me toothpaste and chocolate.

Tom: Oh, ya know, that's the way to a girl's heart.
August 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Did you ever just?
July 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nice.
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
These are my parent's pups, Luca and Magnus. One is a sweet precious angel baby whose only goal is to protect his family, the other will grumble and growl at you to move until he is comfortably laying on top of you. I love them both.
June 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@ocarinaoftom.bsky.social and I discussed the trumpet vine again this morning and Tom again implied that @jasonlamb.org is our best solution... 🤨
*me discussing getting rid of some trumpet vine growing up the side of the house*

Tom: let's burn it, that couldn't go wrong.

Me: have you been talking to Krako again...🤨

Tom: No!

Me: Jason Lamb?

Tom: NO! 😅
June 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm at a Japanese Steakhouse in Oklahoma and there are two TVs above the sushi bar. One is a slideshow of sushi photos. The other is tuned into a fishing channel.
June 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don't always judge a book by its cover, but this one had me downloading it on my Kindle immediately. I love the noir, pulp art style. The book is pretty damn good, too.
June 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It might be time to update that trophy of his to say "VERY good at Bluesky"
*Several Bluesky notification sounds go off from my phone*

@alleybeth.bsky.social: "Did you have an opinion on the internet again?"

What can I say? She gets me, folks.
June 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Take two at the DMV this week and I remembered to grab my camp chair this time.
June 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Forced removal is genocide.
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Me: super glad my husband got to go hangout with some cool folks for the weekend and is having a good time.

Also me:
June 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Two month update: still going to lessons and still loving it! I'm starting to get a feel for how to control my tone and breath, as well as learn cool shit about the physiology of singing. My last lesson I was able to hit high notes I didn't think I could/would ever hit.
Currently waiting for my first Voice Lesson to begin. Nervous but excited but might throw up?
May 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
facts
April 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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if you get born, you deserve comfortable shelter, plenty of food, and comprehensive healthcare every day until you die for no reason and with no strings attached. that is the only civilized society. if any part of you disagrees, it might be time to consider whether a Cybertruck is right for you
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yesterday I heard someone sing a cover of Piano Man that was accompanied by guitar and here's the thing, you need a piano for Piano Man. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
April 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This narration gives me the chills. It was poignant reading it but to hear it...

"To Mourn What They Had Become" from Throne of Glass, narrated by Chrisnaturallyrp on Instagram.

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April 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
He's just a little guy.
April 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dear Diary,

It is day 987 of me trying to bully my sister into reading a fantasy series so I can discuss it with her.

She has yet to begin and is instead rereading the series she just finished.

Why does she hate me?

*Angst*
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Some of my March books will probably end up being on my Best of the Year list.
March 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
*me discussing getting rid of some trumpet vine growing up the side of the house*

Tom: let's burn it, that couldn't go wrong.

Me: have you been talking to Krako again...🤨

Tom: No!

Me: Jason Lamb?

Tom: NO! 😅
March 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I needed it.
March 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Okay, that was fun. I'm way less nervous now. Yay.
Currently waiting for my first Voice Lesson to begin. Nervous but excited but might throw up?
March 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Currently waiting for my first Voice Lesson to begin. Nervous but excited but might throw up?
March 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Today I got to use my teacher voice with some kids who were throwing food in the lunch room and caused the entire cafeteria to go dead silent in response. I was impressed on my own behalf.
March 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM