Allen Davis
@allenrdavis.bsky.social
DC-based Texan, screenwriter, attorney, and Power Rangers historian. Yale Football ‘13 | CLS ‘16
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Allen Davis
@allenrdavis.bsky.social
· Nov 14
21 years to the day since we got this masterpiece. Aubrey and Maturin, you deserved better!
Idk why, but I really enjoy when I can respond to someone with “I don’t HAVE to do anything but stay Black and die.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Idk why, but I really enjoy when I can respond to someone with “I don’t HAVE to do anything but stay Black and die.”
I was skeptical of Heated Rivalry the first 2 episodes because the time jumps were insane, but damn if it doesn’t have me in a chokehold now.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I was skeptical of Heated Rivalry the first 2 episodes because the time jumps were insane, but damn if it doesn’t have me in a chokehold now.
Scott Hunter!!!!!!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Scott Hunter!!!!!!!!!!
Of course Rose is playing not Mystique in the definitely not X-Men franchise in Heated Rivalry.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Of course Rose is playing not Mystique in the definitely not X-Men franchise in Heated Rivalry.
I mean, people said the same thing about Fetterman. That is, until he abandoned the ideals that got him elected in the first place and decided to dedicate most of his time to being a terrible person. He’s probably just mad Crockett ain’t the type to UNO reverse.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I mean, people said the same thing about Fetterman. That is, until he abandoned the ideals that got him elected in the first place and decided to dedicate most of his time to being a terrible person. He’s probably just mad Crockett ain’t the type to UNO reverse.
This type of thinking has driven many of my Audible purchases. Hasn’t let me down yet.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This type of thinking has driven many of my Audible purchases. Hasn’t let me down yet.
Max P1, Norris P2, Piastri P3. Tomorrow, Norris and Max fight too hard lap 1 and one, or both, put themselves out of the race. This is the way.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Max P1, Norris P2, Piastri P3. Tomorrow, Norris and Max fight too hard lap 1 and one, or both, put themselves out of the race. This is the way.
Another Bama/UGA SEC Championship game. Booooooring! 😴
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Another Bama/UGA SEC Championship game. Booooooring! 😴
Yale Bulldogs make a HUGE comeback from down 7-35 to beat Youngstown State. Never in doubt! Roll damn dogs!
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yale Bulldogs make a HUGE comeback from down 7-35 to beat Youngstown State. Never in doubt! Roll damn dogs!
Watching Micah Parsons in this game and hoping that all of Jerry Jones’ tastebuds failed him today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching Micah Parsons in this game and hoping that all of Jerry Jones’ tastebuds failed him today.
Something I’ve noticed, and I’m sure this isn’t true everywhere, but Black people eat waaaaaaaaaay earlier than everyone else at major holidays, right? By 3PM one should have already let the first plate settle and be ready to go for round 2, with at least 2 more rounds to go for the day.
two men are standing next to a horse and one of them is asking what about elevens
ALT: two men are standing next to a horse and one of them is asking what about elevens
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something I’ve noticed, and I’m sure this isn’t true everywhere, but Black people eat waaaaaaaaaay earlier than everyone else at major holidays, right? By 3PM one should have already let the first plate settle and be ready to go for round 2, with at least 2 more rounds to go for the day.
Can a turkey be both undercooked and dry?
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can a turkey be both undercooked and dry?
Never been a big Netflix algo recommendation guy, but have to give it to them on the “Growing Up Millennial” tile set. Nailed my ass.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Never been a big Netflix algo recommendation guy, but have to give it to them on the “Growing Up Millennial” tile set. Nailed my ass.
If you didn’t know who MTG was in the year of our lord 2025, please rise and be counted. Your media intake needs to be studied, you sweet summer child.
Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene, the congresswoman who resigned
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a third-term Republican who represents Georgia's 14th District.
www.usatoday.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you didn’t know who MTG was in the year of our lord 2025, please rise and be counted. Your media intake needs to be studied, you sweet summer child.
22 years. 22 years with the best film ever made. The sequels continue to exist in my heart (and in the books, which you all should read).
21 years to the day since we got this masterpiece. Aubrey and Maturin, you deserved better!
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
22 years. 22 years with the best film ever made. The sequels continue to exist in my heart (and in the books, which you all should read).
Room for who? The fuck we do.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Room for who? The fuck we do.
As a person with one kidney, I—unfortunately—must agree with the bad man from Ohio.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As a person with one kidney, I—unfortunately—must agree with the bad man from Ohio.
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
Wait, am *I* a nasally voiced, Ivy League, regulatory lawyer? I thought I’d checked the hipster trust fund socialist box, but the parasite application is quite confusing.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Wait, am *I* a nasally voiced, Ivy League, regulatory lawyer? I thought I’d checked the hipster trust fund socialist box, but the parasite application is quite confusing.
Reposted by Allen Davis
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Reposted by Allen Davis
Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.
Local idiot makes decision that has zero practical impact yet could have occurred months ago without generating news cycles undermining the voters’ clear choice and the obvious likely winner.
Hakeem Jeffries endorses Mamdani:
“Zohran Mamdani has relentlessly focused on addressing the affordability crisis and explicitly committed to being a mayor for all New Yorkers... I support him and the entire citywide Democratic ticket in the general election."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/n...
“Zohran Mamdani has relentlessly focused on addressing the affordability crisis and explicitly committed to being a mayor for all New Yorkers... I support him and the entire citywide Democratic ticket in the general election."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/n...
Hakeem Jeffries Gives Mamdani Last-Minute Endorsement for N.Y.C. Mayor
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Local idiot makes decision that has zero practical impact yet could have occurred months ago without generating news cycles undermining the voters’ clear choice and the obvious likely winner.
Reposted by Allen Davis
With Biglaw hiring moving ever earlier, several firms have already given this kid an offer for a summer 2041 position.
Amazing sign being held by a small child
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
With Biglaw hiring moving ever earlier, several firms have already given this kid an offer for a summer 2041 position.
MacKenzie Scott is the type of billionaire other billionaires lie about being or wanting to be. No one could ever make me hate her.
Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott is donating $63 million to Morgan State University — the largest single private gift in the school’s history.
The gift tops Scott’s record donation of $40 million to the Baltimore HBCU in 2020.
The gift tops Scott’s record donation of $40 million to the Baltimore HBCU in 2020.
MacKenzie Scott just gave this HBCU its largest gift ever — again
MacKenzie Scott donated $63 million to Morgan State University, topping her previous record donation to the school of $40 million.
wapo.st
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MacKenzie Scott is the type of billionaire other billionaires lie about being or wanting to be. No one could ever make me hate her.
Reposted by Allen Davis
The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.
Trump: "Boston had a bad mayor who at least is a reasonable IQ person. Most of them are low IQ. I mean, what's going on in Chicago ... "
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.