Allen Corbin
@allencorbin.bsky.social
Recovering Utahn. Repatriated Texan. Toxic college football views.
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Allen Corbin
@allencorbin.bsky.social
· Nov 11
an opossum on a leash with the letter s on it 's chest
ALT: an opossum on a leash with the letter s on it 's chest
media.tenor.com
Me running free from social media and then getting pulled back in.
Me coming back to BlueSky and seeing the Charlie Kirk discourse.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Me coming back to BlueSky and seeing the Charlie Kirk discourse.
Weeping may tarry for the night, but joy comes in the morning.
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Weeping may tarry for the night, but joy comes in the morning.
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D3 McMurry looking SHARP.
July 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
D3 McMurry looking SHARP.
A timeline cleanse for my return here.
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A timeline cleanse for my return here.
Update: the Astros are still the scourge of baseball.
May 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Update: the Astros are still the scourge of baseball.
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if i caught frosty the snowman talking to my kids like that i'd take him apart with a shovel
December 1, 2023 at 2:26 PM
if i caught frosty the snowman talking to my kids like that i'd take him apart with a shovel
Almost ruined #Elf for my wife by saying that Santa committed a federal crime by kidnapping Buddy from the orphanage since he crossed multiple state lines.
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Almost ruined #Elf for my wife by saying that Santa committed a federal crime by kidnapping Buddy from the orphanage since he crossed multiple state lines.
Y’all ever see a bird when the government was shutdown?
December 20, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Y’all ever see a bird when the government was shutdown?
Go ahead and put egg nog in your coffee. It’s December 20th. Nothing matters anymore.
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Go ahead and put egg nog in your coffee. It’s December 20th. Nothing matters anymore.
Christmas Cat loves the Christmas fleece and pillows.
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Christmas Cat loves the Christmas fleece and pillows.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Keystone Church? Sorry, we attend Shiner Bock Community Church.
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Keystone Church? Sorry, we attend Shiner Bock Community Church.
Texas Tech won a football game yesterday. Let’s reflect on some team work. youtu.be/gMklW6jlvCs?...
Texas Tech Football vs. Oklahoma State: Highlights (W, 56-48) | Nov. 23, 2024
YouTube video by Texas Tech Red Raiders
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Texas Tech won a football game yesterday. Let’s reflect on some team work. youtu.be/gMklW6jlvCs?...
Utah won’t make a bowl game after their 7th straight loss. They were fundamentally unprepared for the physicality of the Big 12. You hate to see it.
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Utah won’t make a bowl game after their 7th straight loss. They were fundamentally unprepared for the physicality of the Big 12. You hate to see it.
Just some dudes being dudes. Living in the moment.
November 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Just some dudes being dudes. Living in the moment.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State today in the Dust Bowl. The rivalry isn’t called that but it should be.
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State today in the Dust Bowl. The rivalry isn’t called that but it should be.
Cam Rising and Alan Bowman are proof we should embrace ageism in the workforce.
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Cam Rising and Alan Bowman are proof we should embrace ageism in the workforce.
“We don’t throw enough trash on the field of play.” UT-Austin fans when they lose to A&M in a few weeks and miss the playoffs
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
“We don’t throw enough trash on the field of play.” UT-Austin fans when they lose to A&M in a few weeks and miss the playoffs
Army Football dropping their 101st Airborne jerseys today just derailed my afternoon. Gonna dream about 13-0 Army playing the SEC barbarians in the playoffs.
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Army Football dropping their 101st Airborne jerseys today just derailed my afternoon. Gonna dream about 13-0 Army playing the SEC barbarians in the playoffs.
This is what a standard-less world looks like.
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
This is what a standard-less world looks like.
Drug cartels are bad, but have you ever considered boycotting the College Football cartel known as the SEC?
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Drug cartels are bad, but have you ever considered boycotting the College Football cartel known as the SEC?
Watching the Dallas/Houston game last night with Texans fans was like seeing a little brother finally beat up his big brother.
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Watching the Dallas/Houston game last night with Texans fans was like seeing a little brother finally beat up his big brother.