Alison Bergblom Johnson
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Alison Bergblom Johnson
@alisonbergblom.bsky.social
Multidisciplary Artist. Collage. Stories. Essays. Organizing. All work centers disability, joy, or gender as lived & imagined.

born MN, Dec 8, 1980

named after the Elvis Costello song, but not like that

Mpls | she/her
Wait! Who was he impersonating? And how was he offering an investment opportunity? I never heard that or noticed that.
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Lotta class consciousness there friend. Also, even people with money like chicken wings.
January 17, 2026 at 8:50 AM
The fake lawyer in my head won’t let me make the joke I wanna make about this.

And I’ll probably, hopefully remember still when conditions improve. Hopefully.
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
There’s gotta be somebody anybody. And that’s a winnable race
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Love you. All very familiar.

And my Dads alright.
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Universal Standards Stephanie pant.
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sounds close enough to what I see, not sure it’s testimony to say he’s very pretty and kinda helpless, but seem to mostly mean well. Also I really hope he’s okay.
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Right! Its something too to be terrified of not just federal power or a military or a president, but even a vice president?

And to leave the house everyday breathing! And to keep coming back alive?

Also it’s almost snack caucus level petty but where is spiro Agnew when you need him?
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Kristen Sinema? I’ve been very focused on survival and my own ick. What’s her deal? These days?
January 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Alison Bergblom Johnson
also: pace yourselves. no one of us can do everything. just do SOMETHING with some consistency and trust that others are doing what they can in their own lanes and we will collectively get it done.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It was never fully implemented. We can’t know if it would have worked. Before some massive other solution maybe just implement it everywhere. Now there are way too may people who would be eligible for their states Medicaid if they could get on it, and therefore ineligible to buy a subsidized plan.
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We still have snow. Sometimes on holidays. Gotta be at least grateful for that.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m sure it’s offensive to older generations how world weary I sound sometimes. (Or honestly, so I’ve been told). But still alive and still cute even if I was born in the Carter administration so oh well
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Its awesome that people love table top games. And I’m probably not going to play. will come along, will kibbutz, will not play
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
say, i know our friends are probably a venn diagram not a circle. So you may be referring to a circumstance I am unaware of. But From what I’ve been told directly this wasnt how I ever looked at it. It would mean a lot to me if you would tell me who you mean. I may be confused.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’ll reach out privately!
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have never worked for Target
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And yet, I’m the one with liver issues.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
you could see if the people gaining unauthorized entry to the roof would be nice enough to moon you?
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Prince was a Jehovah’s Witness. I do not wish to be one, and also I will never disrespect them. (not saying you are)
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
What was it? I dont remember.
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
also if you dont get the H.W joke know someone told it to me in a room of greater than a dozen people and I believe I was the only one who got it, so please know whomever I’m trolling its probably not you.

I’ll stop.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM