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Allyson
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Dog and cat lover, ADHD reader, ND friendly, Halloween enthusiast📕🐶👻 #booksky
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why is goodnight one word but good morning two words?
January 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Just browsing through some old tweets
January 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Talk less. Read more.
December 3, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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October 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM