being in a relationship is all about taking turns being babygirl

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my favorite old coworker was just hired onto my team and is now my favorite new coworker at a way better job 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 I love this for us

andrew barth feldman’s yacht rock cover of popular you will always be famous TO ME

I know it’s an age-old adage but I really am the dumbest bitch with the biggest heart

I want to know what eating an entire nutmeg like a ferrero rocher would be like

Crack open an ice cold coke zero and chug that shit until it hurts

everyone say good luck at your first day of your new job Laurel (thaaaaanks yall you’re just too damn sweet)

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

today was spent cover to cover inside this compelling dirtbag noir and I really loved it 🤌🏼 made me wanna smoke a cigarette real bad

This account is a staunch supporter of your local public library. USE IT.

does anyone have any leads on how I can bottle the smell from the perfect fluffy spot behind my cats’ ears so I can carry it around like a talisman

Nae nae competition for my estate when I die