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Rift
@laser2laser.bsky.social
master extraordinaire
you have earned one penis token
June 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(Plucks the gem out of your forehead)
June 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Expedition 33... now that's a game
June 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Okay what if I did the dishes
May 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
big wad of stink a stinky wad if you must
May 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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probably the most important 10 minutes of audio recorded in the 21st century www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ke...
Stacktopia (BTW I'm Small as an Oat) | Podcast About List
YouTube video by The Funny Channel
www.youtube.com
May 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Horrific discovery which is that I look exactly like Matt Walsh
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Accidentally ate tacos on Cinco de Mayo
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Buddy you don't have object permanence? You don't know what you're missing
May 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Having some chicken and rice
May 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The amazing thing about posting is that it's completely free and anybody can do it. Even you
April 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I had to do something really stupid today
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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BREAKING: US Politicians were buying tariff exempt companies before the news like $AAPL Apple.

Take Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene. She bought $AAPL, $AMZN, $DELL, $NKE, and others before the surprise announcement today, buyjng the companies as they fell.

Unusual.
April 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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new glitchless tech found that involves dying on a specific frame to underflow your z-position and respawn in heaven
April 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In 2013 I signed an email with Stay Trill
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Higher gas prices are good because it takes less time to pump 20 dollars worth
April 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Skrillex vindicated as a visionary
April 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I love this video so much. Stop whatever you're doing and watch it right now
March 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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everything i eat in a day as a 14 year old uncle
March 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A peak into my mind
March 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Last night was an eccojam
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's funny to return to the vaporwave I was devouring around 2013. Double nostalgia
March 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Listening to songs that simulate CTE
March 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM