🧪 DUMB QUESTION FOR PEOPLE SMARTER THAN ME! so: i'm sitting with my eyes two inches from a candle, too dim for it to illuminate anything else around me - all i see is the candle. my brain absorbs the frequency and angle of the light and traces it back to the source, the candle.

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

chasing the evil spirits out of this environment

“La Tcham Biama” by Kadirov Mania ft. L’Oiseau Rare

(Côte d’Ivoire 🇨🇮 x 🇬🇦 Gabon)

youtu.be/pytXqT4h03E?...

strange situation here as i've managed to make my twitter only show me stuff about my hobbies (the only thing the internet is good for) but it is run by nazis. so i come here but all i see is talk about those nazis. i would rather not think about the nazis. they have taken enough from me already

after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...

my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal

you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted

in the nfl, these days are the fans around the world of what’s more and more — and that’s when it’s most of all

FACT CHECK: True

went to the store

Warm regards,
Jon Bois
Executive Producer, Secret Base
"Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time." - H. Ross Perot

I like that there’s a running back named Gainwell. Now give me a QB named Passgood and a Defensive Back named Blockman

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I come back here whenever I feel Twitter making me crazier

I’m not sure a record purchase has ever made me happier. Thank you Luaka Bop for reissuing this record, I thought I would one day have to cough up a couple grand for it. What a joy

Hardest thing to get used to is not have an infinitely refreshing feed but is honestly the feature that might make me consider deleting twitter entirely. It could actually get me off this site when I’m spiraling and depressed

Is there like a jazz or music-specific instance of bluesky or does everyone just use the main feed

can’t express how happy it made me to come here and immediately see jon bois doing his thing

IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP!