alice aleph
alicealeph.bsky.social
alice aleph
@alicealeph.bsky.social
music-obsessive, math undergrad, trans, student of poetry
🧪 DUMB QUESTION FOR PEOPLE SMARTER THAN ME! so: i'm sitting with my eyes two inches from a candle, too dim for it to illuminate anything else around me - all i see is the candle. my brain absorbs the frequency and angle of the light and traces it back to the source, the candle.
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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chasing the evil spirits out of this environment

“La Tcham Biama” by Kadirov Mania ft. L’Oiseau Rare

(Côte d’Ivoire 🇨🇮 x 🇬🇦 Gabon)

youtu.be/pytXqT4h03E?...
La Tcham Biama
YouTube video by Kadirov Mania - Topic
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
strange situation here as i've managed to make my twitter only show me stuff about my hobbies (the only thing the internet is good for) but it is run by nazis. so i come here but all i see is talk about those nazis. i would rather not think about the nazis. they have taken enough from me already
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...
FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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October 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
May 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted
May 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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in the nfl, these days are the fans around the world of what’s more and more — and that’s when it’s most of all
November 5, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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FACT CHECK: True
October 10, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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went to the store

Warm regards,
Jon Bois
Executive Producer, Secret Base
"Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time." - H. Ross Perot
October 22, 2023 at 3:08 PM
I like that there’s a running back named Gainwell. Now give me a QB named Passgood and a Defensive Back named Blockman
September 26, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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hey guys check this out
September 25, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I come back here whenever I feel Twitter making me crazier
September 26, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I’m not sure a record purchase has ever made me happier. Thank you Luaka Bop for reissuing this record, I thought I would one day have to cough up a couple grand for it. What a joy
September 20, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Hardest thing to get used to is not have an infinitely refreshing feed but is honestly the feature that might make me consider deleting twitter entirely. It could actually get me off this site when I’m spiraling and depressed
September 19, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Is there like a jazz or music-specific instance of bluesky or does everyone just use the main feed
September 19, 2023 at 9:35 AM
can’t express how happy it made me to come here and immediately see jon bois doing his thing
IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP!
September 19, 2023 at 8:49 AM
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IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP!
September 19, 2023 at 4:12 AM