@aliasincognito.bsky.social
I’m not the person you’re thinking of, but just in case, I hear that guy has an above average wiener
What happened next? Well in Whoville they say, the Grinch and I got wasted day drinking and ruined Christmas with a bunch of political conspiracy theories
July 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What happened next? Well in Whoville they say, the Grinch and I got wasted day drinking and ruined Christmas with a bunch of political conspiracy theories
I’ll never tell
a man with a beard and earrings is wearing a blue vest and a necklace .
ALT: a man with a beard and earrings is wearing a blue vest and a necklace .
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’ll never tell
I’m still cramming my freedom hole full of tubed meat but I’m doing it out of protest, not celebration!
July 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m still cramming my freedom hole full of tubed meat but I’m doing it out of protest, not celebration!
A lot of times what people do that hurts most is more a reflection of them than you. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Just means it’s not your fault
July 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A lot of times what people do that hurts most is more a reflection of them than you. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Just means it’s not your fault
Is 400 a lot of kms? (attempts to empathize in freedom units)
June 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Is 400 a lot of kms? (attempts to empathize in freedom units)
“Dick Beans” sounds like something I’d yell trying not to use real profanity
June 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Dick Beans” sounds like something I’d yell trying not to use real profanity
Grower not a shower
June 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Grower not a shower
Idk. Those lions seemed to enjoy the cruise…
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Idk. Those lions seemed to enjoy the cruise…
I draw the line at waffle stomping
May 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I draw the line at waffle stomping
*”Dr.” Pepper weeps uncontrollably while Mr. Pibb laughs maniacally*
May 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
*”Dr.” Pepper weeps uncontrollably while Mr. Pibb laughs maniacally*
Admirable goals!
May 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Admirable goals!
I just hope my pants are on when they find me. Otherwise, no matter how ordinary the setting, people just assume it was a weird sex thing
May 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I just hope my pants are on when they find me. Otherwise, no matter how ordinary the setting, people just assume it was a weird sex thing