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I’m not the person you’re thinking of, but just in case, I hear that guy has an above average wiener
Idk. Those lions seemed to enjoy the cruise…
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Idk. Those lions seemed to enjoy the cruise…
I’m man enough to admit when I’ve been bested by technology. I’ll see myself out 😔
January 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m man enough to admit when I’ve been bested by technology. I’ll see myself out 😔
Idk if this counts, but it always makes me laugh. Hope it helps!
January 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Idk if this counts, but it always makes me laugh. Hope it helps!
The weatherman explaining you may get 1+ inch of snow when you live in the south
January 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The weatherman explaining you may get 1+ inch of snow when you live in the south
This is the vibe I’m trying to bring into the new year
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
This is the vibe I’m trying to bring into the new year
This remains my most treasured Christmas decoration 🎄❤️
December 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
This remains my most treasured Christmas decoration 🎄❤️
Idk. That “white people don’t season their food or make things spicy” stuff is suburban upper-middle class whites stuff. Country folk always have a hot sauce called “Satan’s Prolapse” or some such threat aimed at your digestive tract…
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Idk. That “white people don’t season their food or make things spicy” stuff is suburban upper-middle class whites stuff. Country folk always have a hot sauce called “Satan’s Prolapse” or some such threat aimed at your digestive tract…
After you make the viral macaroni and cheese recipe that requires 2.5 pounds of cheese
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
After you make the viral macaroni and cheese recipe that requires 2.5 pounds of cheese
What she really wants for Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
What she really wants for Christmas
Friend: Maybe a stiff drink will help you get through Thanksgiving
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Friend: Maybe a stiff drink will help you get through Thanksgiving
Me:
Me:
Like this, but for buttholes
November 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Like this, but for buttholes
First post on Bluesky
November 11, 2024 at 1:24 PM
First post on Bluesky