Alex Platte
@alexplatte.bsky.social
No wit. Chelsea FC, Orthodoxy, jazz. Not that kind of lawyer.
Sorry, didn't get this post. Don't know why.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sorry, didn't get this post. Don't know why.
Humans started analog and will largely go back to analog
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Humans started analog and will largely go back to analog
Yes, this way it can be even at 10 men a side by the end
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes, this way it can be even at 10 men a side by the end
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One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.
Yes, Something Completely Different right away please.
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yes, Something Completely Different right away please.
Maybe he’s a fragile confidence guy. He’s been great and terrible over the years.
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Maybe he’s a fragile confidence guy. He’s been great and terrible over the years.
Yeah Neto works hard on defense as well
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeah Neto works hard on defense as well
Yeah, what would Cole Palmer know about a comeback vs Man U
September 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeah, what would Cole Palmer know about a comeback vs Man U
One day in college I skipped classes all day to be home for a(n extremely anticipated) MacBook delivery. It came as we left the house for dinner at 7:45pm.
September 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One day in college I skipped classes all day to be home for a(n extremely anticipated) MacBook delivery. It came as we left the house for dinner at 7:45pm.
So . . . Enzo in the 10?
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So . . . Enzo in the 10?
You’ll never sing that
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You’ll never sing that
Infinitely more practically relevant than “have your pets spayed or neutered”
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Infinitely more practically relevant than “have your pets spayed or neutered”
Not for £50M please please. Never that
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not for £50M please please. Never that
A law school classmate took pride in his ability to distinguish between a period and an italicized period.
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A law school classmate took pride in his ability to distinguish between a period and an italicized period.
Who knew all he had to do was take the pace off the shot
July 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who knew all he had to do was take the pace off the shot
If I've learned anything in 2025 it's that there's no such thing as a handball in the box.
July 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If I've learned anything in 2025 it's that there's no such thing as a handball in the box.
C'mon bro . . . you think US shouldn't have the WC because of the *weather*? At least blame the terrible pitches lol.
June 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
C'mon bro . . . you think US shouldn't have the WC because of the *weather*? At least blame the terrible pitches lol.
Already claimed by Star Wars I'm afraid
June 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Already claimed by Star Wars I'm afraid
So Santos can’t make it into a good OR bad lineup
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So Santos can’t make it into a good OR bad lineup
Let's turn UP the heat. Essugo in for Caicedo lol
June 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Let's turn UP the heat. Essugo in for Caicedo lol
I've had to take to ignoring anything Mikel says. He was a good player but his words always seem out of touch with reality.
June 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I've had to take to ignoring anything Mikel says. He was a good player but his words always seem out of touch with reality.