One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.

I’m loving the Chelsea players’ and manager’s mentality and comments to the media. We may not be favorites today but the team is easy to support! #CFC #KTBFFH

Reece James in midfield instead of Santos. Make this make sense. #CFC #FIFACWC

Floating on air right now!

For me the turning point at the end of Chelsea’s season was when Maresca started letting Sanchez play long out of the back. All of a sudden we can defend like Chels.

#CFC #KTBFFH

Now is a very good time to be content with what we already own

Whenever I hear about bilirubin I immediately think of Danny Ocean going to offer Willy Bank a “Billy Martin” *about* Rueben.

I’m going to stand behind my subconscious and support its confusion on this one.