AlexnotAlecs
@alexnotalecs.bsky.social
Donut a matter what i put here
Appetizers??! Wait. You mean food… before more food??
You crazy bastard, im in.
You crazy bastard, im in.
March 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Appetizers??! Wait. You mean food… before more food??
You crazy bastard, im in.
You crazy bastard, im in.
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Long time readers don’t need me to type it out, but for you new followers:
Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House.
Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House.
March 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Long time readers don’t need me to type it out, but for you new followers:
Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House.
Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House.
Going full goblin mode on this trade war so now im only listening to music thats MAPL certified
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Going full goblin mode on this trade war so now im only listening to music thats MAPL certified
Nothing more enthusiastic than a boomer scorned.
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nothing more enthusiastic than a boomer scorned.
The new electric toothbrush experience:
(First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE.
Never going back!
(Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been…
(One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense
(Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK
(First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE.
Never going back!
(Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been…
(One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense
(Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK
February 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The new electric toothbrush experience:
(First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE.
Never going back!
(Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been…
(One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense
(Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK
(First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE.
Never going back!
(Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been…
(One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense
(Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK
Sure, get mad. This is who youre yelling at btw
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sure, get mad. This is who youre yelling at btw
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U.S. Government Rushes to Fortify Northern Border as Canada Crushes American Ego in “4 Nations Face-Off”
Read more: patreon.com/wutf
Read more: patreon.com/wutf
February 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
U.S. Government Rushes to Fortify Northern Border as Canada Crushes American Ego in “4 Nations Face-Off”
Read more: patreon.com/wutf
Read more: patreon.com/wutf
I’d love to watch Companion with someone that never saw any of the marketing. Curious if theyd pick up on the thing they revealed in ads before its fully let loose in the film. 4/5 movie btw, super fun and surprisingly hilarious (even if youve watched the trailer)
February 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’d love to watch Companion with someone that never saw any of the marketing. Curious if theyd pick up on the thing they revealed in ads before its fully let loose in the film. 4/5 movie btw, super fun and surprisingly hilarious (even if youve watched the trailer)
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Canada losing to the US after the booing (fully supportive of the booing, btw) did have the same cringe energy level as mahomes strutting into the superbowl dressed in an eagles green suit just to eat shit a bunch and lose spectacularily, didnt it?
February 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Canada losing to the US after the booing (fully supportive of the booing, btw) did have the same cringe energy level as mahomes strutting into the superbowl dressed in an eagles green suit just to eat shit a bunch and lose spectacularily, didnt it?
in case you ever wonder what winning the lottery feels like i
opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo
opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo
February 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
in case you ever wonder what winning the lottery feels like i
opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo
opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo
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This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is
February 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is
I made my incredible wife a delicious poutine *FROM SCRATCH* because I LOVE HER
#valentinesday
#humblebrag
#valentinesday
#humblebrag
February 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I made my incredible wife a delicious poutine *FROM SCRATCH* because I LOVE HER
#valentinesday
#humblebrag
#valentinesday
#humblebrag
I think alot of confusion in general can be cleared up by offering a proper sarcasm font on these here socials.
February 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think alot of confusion in general can be cleared up by offering a proper sarcasm font on these here socials.
Ohh noo did you lose your shirt on the crypto sell off today? Lmao
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ohh noo did you lose your shirt on the crypto sell off today? Lmao
We’ve got a bingo here
No they don’t. Canada and Mexico want none of this. They want the president of the United States to respect and abide by the trade treaty he negotiated with them - and not make up bogus pretexts for plunging us all into a gratuitous no win economic debacle.
February 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We’ve got a bingo here
Im so old I remember when normal people could buy cool concert tickets and not go bankrupt
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Im so old I remember when normal people could buy cool concert tickets and not go bankrupt
Nothings closer to yelling into a void than Bluesky
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Nothings closer to yelling into a void than Bluesky
Do all canadian municipal governments train their customer service reps in every department the public has to deal with to be immediately confrontational and condescending or is it just London Ontarios decision to do that?
January 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Do all canadian municipal governments train their customer service reps in every department the public has to deal with to be immediately confrontational and condescending or is it just London Ontarios decision to do that?
Listen im not saying ive got “baller” money but i do have the ability to buy a dozen eggs without a loan
January 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Listen im not saying ive got “baller” money but i do have the ability to buy a dozen eggs without a loan
Learning theres going to be an off Broadway musical adaptation of the movie Lost Boys was definitely not on my list of expectations for 2025, but welcome aboard, weird news.
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Learning theres going to be an off Broadway musical adaptation of the movie Lost Boys was definitely not on my list of expectations for 2025, but welcome aboard, weird news.