“He will know your customs as if he was born into them”

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Jackie Chan: I’m just a simple spaceship janitor! I don’t want any trouble

Xenomorph: *hostile screech*

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.

Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.