alexis
@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social
i’m cooler on the internet | philadelphia sports enthusiast | she/her
i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.
I forgot to tell you all about the pierogi hoagies me and @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social had the other night
Let me tell you — this is a culinary masterpiece. Fusion cuisine at its best. Carb loading for the serious people only. A delightful dance on a refined Philadelphian palate
Let me tell you — this is a culinary masterpiece. Fusion cuisine at its best. Carb loading for the serious people only. A delightful dance on a refined Philadelphian palate
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.
she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe
Texts @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social has to deal with for the crime of being my friend
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe
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Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there
Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝
Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝
August 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there
Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝
Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated
July 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated
got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”
July 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”
it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”
are they punishing kyle for that game ending is that why they are making him play left field tonight
July 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
are they punishing kyle for that game ending is that why they are making him play left field tonight
the padres might have won that but manny machado is still a loser
July 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the padres might have won that but manny machado is still a loser
just screamed in panic bc i saw a base hit happen but didn’t realize it was just rojas and NOT the padres up to bat
July 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
just screamed in panic bc i saw a base hit happen but didn’t realize it was just rojas and NOT the padres up to bat
yeah yeah it’s bobby bonilla day and nhl free agency day but have you considered the most important thing about today is that it’s finally july which means i get my free birthday gifts from sephora and ulta
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
yeah yeah it’s bobby bonilla day and nhl free agency day but have you considered the most important thing about today is that it’s finally july which means i get my free birthday gifts from sephora and ulta
being visually assaulted while getting ice cream
July 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
being visually assaulted while getting ice cream
josh harris (the human embodiment of a ghoul) should worry about his other stupid teams before trying to ruin another basketball team
June 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
josh harris (the human embodiment of a ghoul) should worry about his other stupid teams before trying to ruin another basketball team
this is the best news now get me a pwhl team and we’ll really be cooking
BREAKING: The WNBA announced it is adding three more expansion teams in the coming years that will be located in Cleveland, Philadelphia and Detroit.
June 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
this is the best news now get me a pwhl team and we’ll really be cooking
the flyers are obsessed with drafting massively large dudes this time around i have to respect it
June 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the flyers are obsessed with drafting massively large dudes this time around i have to respect it
oh that “we’re good at embarrassing ourselves” trea clip is about to go triple platinum
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
oh that “we’re good at embarrassing ourselves” trea clip is about to go triple platinum
rbi single for kepler!!!! ok ok see he CAN do something
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
rbi single for kepler!!!! ok ok see he CAN do something
no cycle for trea… BUT HE GOT ANOTHER HOMERUN
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ALT: a woman wearing a black shirt is looking at the camera
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June 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
no cycle for trea… BUT HE GOT ANOTHER HOMERUN
pack it up braves you let kepler get a hit
June 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
pack it up braves you let kepler get a hit
IS THAT BRAVES FAN HARASSING THE CHILD BEHIND HOME PLATE IN THE PHANATIC HAT?
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
IS THAT BRAVES FAN HARASSING THE CHILD BEHIND HOME PLATE IN THE PHANATIC HAT?