alexis
@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social
i’m cooler on the internet | philadelphia sports enthusiast | she/her
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
i tried petting him. that’s on me.
July 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i tried petting him. that’s on me.
it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”
being visually assaulted while getting ice cream
July 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
being visually assaulted while getting ice cream
THE PHILLIES SCORED A RUN
June 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
THE PHILLIES SCORED A RUN
someone (not naming names) has an infection on her paws and she keeps licking them so we had to put socks on and now she’s mad
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
someone (not naming names) has an infection on her paws and she keeps licking them so we had to put socks on and now she’s mad
after being in charge at work for 7 days straight i am FINALLY FREE
June 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
after being in charge at work for 7 days straight i am FINALLY FREE
I WAS KIDDING I DIDN’T MEAN IT
June 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I WAS KIDDING I DIDN’T MEAN IT
me after telling one of the girls at work to call me if she needed help with something after close and she actually called me
June 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me after telling one of the girls at work to call me if she needed help with something after close and she actually called me
i knew i was going to be in charge this week bc almost our whole management team is gone except for me and the new girl but reading the “if you need anything this week, go to alexis” text had me like
June 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i knew i was going to be in charge this week bc almost our whole management team is gone except for me and the new girl but reading the “if you need anything this week, go to alexis” text had me like
what the hell, sure
June 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
what the hell, sure
taylor swift go back to your roots, it’s time to learn about matvei michkov
June 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
taylor swift go back to your roots, it’s time to learn about matvei michkov
i did get stickers tho which is important obviously
June 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i did get stickers tho which is important obviously
trying to explain nhl on tnt like
June 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
trying to explain nhl on tnt like
got to the gym and found out my airpods are dead. i have to be alone with my thoughts during leg day now.
June 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
got to the gym and found out my airpods are dead. i have to be alone with my thoughts during leg day now.
it’s a beautiful night to sweep the braves
May 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s a beautiful night to sweep the braves
how i managed to get pink eye in both eyes is really astounding especially since i literally went to the eye doctor yesterday and they said my eyes were healthy
May 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
how i managed to get pink eye in both eyes is really astounding especially since i literally went to the eye doctor yesterday and they said my eyes were healthy