Alexis Kraft
@alexiskraft.bsky.social
co-host of Downtown Rams // upright citizens brigade alumni, currently at the second city and iO // nfl fan // 💙🇺🇦🍉// 28
coming here to breathe
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
coming here to breathe
simply cannot imagine anyone stupid enough to buy this
In Greenland, Vance is doubling down on Trump’s plan to invade:
“Our message to Denmark is very simple: you have not done a good job by the people of Greenland.
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“Our message to Denmark is very simple: you have not done a good job by the people of Greenland.
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March 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
simply cannot imagine anyone stupid enough to buy this
happy opening day ⚾️❤️
March 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
happy opening day ⚾️❤️
open to see my new iphone lock screen…
the new sleep token album can’t come soon enough 💕
the new sleep token album can’t come soon enough 💕
March 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
open to see my new iphone lock screen…
the new sleep token album can’t come soon enough 💕
the new sleep token album can’t come soon enough 💕
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Mike Tomlin when DK Metcalf and George Pickens don't get enough targets
March 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mike Tomlin when DK Metcalf and George Pickens don't get enough targets
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Aaron Rodgers joining them
March 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Aaron Rodgers joining them
pickens, metcalf and rodgers is so toxic 😂😂😂
March 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
pickens, metcalf and rodgers is so toxic 😂😂😂
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The Rams are re-signing QB Jimmy Garoppolo to a one-year, $11 million deal, per source.
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Rams are re-signing QB Jimmy Garoppolo to a one-year, $11 million deal, per source.
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Sources: DT Javon Kinlaw to the Commanders, as he gets a 3 year, $45M deal with $30M guaranteed.
March 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sources: DT Javon Kinlaw to the Commanders, as he gets a 3 year, $45M deal with $30M guaranteed.
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RB Elijah Mitchell to the Kansas City Chiefs on a 1-year deal (Schefter)
March 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
RB Elijah Mitchell to the Kansas City Chiefs on a 1-year deal (Schefter)
dalman to the bears was so predictable lol
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
dalman to the bears was so predictable lol
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Center Drew Dalman to the Chicago Bears on a 3-year deal (Adam Schefter)
Bears have added LG Joe Thuney, C Dalman and likely RG Jonah Jackson this offseason
Bears have added LG Joe Thuney, C Dalman and likely RG Jonah Jackson this offseason
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Center Drew Dalman to the Chicago Bears on a 3-year deal (Adam Schefter)
Bears have added LG Joe Thuney, C Dalman and likely RG Jonah Jackson this offseason
Bears have added LG Joe Thuney, C Dalman and likely RG Jonah Jackson this offseason
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Do you think DOGE went after Twitter?
March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Do you think DOGE went after Twitter?
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Perfect time for Twitter to stop working eh
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Perfect time for Twitter to stop working eh
imagine telling your 2020 self that you’d be reading about the biggest nfl free agency signings on blue sky after a nazi tanked twitter
March 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
imagine telling your 2020 self that you’d be reading about the biggest nfl free agency signings on blue sky after a nazi tanked twitter
is twitter down AGAIN?!?!
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
is twitter down AGAIN?!?!
glad to see all the nfl accounts migrating over here while X/Twitter is down 😂❤️
March 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
glad to see all the nfl accounts migrating over here while X/Twitter is down 😂❤️
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Well guess we will break news here today.
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Well guess we will break news here today.
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Fun day for an X outage.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
March 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fun day for an X outage.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
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Bad morning for Elon Musk, with both X and TSLA down.
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bad morning for Elon Musk, with both X and TSLA down.
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Nothing like Twitter being down on the first day of legal tampering in the NFL.
Par for the course.
Par for the course.
March 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nothing like Twitter being down on the first day of legal tampering in the NFL.
Par for the course.
Par for the course.
i hope everyone has a beautiful saturday 💖
March 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i hope everyone has a beautiful saturday 💖