Period so bad that I’m bawling my eyes out while watching Bohemian Rhapsody
April 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Period so bad that I’m bawling my eyes out while watching Bohemian Rhapsody
my biggest flex is that when I meet comedians, they ask if I’m a fellow comic
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
my biggest flex is that when I meet comedians, they ask if I’m a fellow comic
I think about Laika a lot like it hurts my heart
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think about Laika a lot like it hurts my heart
Have u ever felt the rotation of the earth or do I have vertigo
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Have u ever felt the rotation of the earth or do I have vertigo
One time, I thought someone dropped a raisin in the sink at work………..
It was a turd.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess
It was a turd.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
One time, I thought someone dropped a raisin in the sink at work………..
It was a turd.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess
It was a turd.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
—FDR, 1937
—FDR, 1937
March 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
—FDR, 1937
—FDR, 1937
Having a big girl job rly rly sucks in the fact that I missed every celebration for the month of March and that hurt me to my core
March 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Having a big girl job rly rly sucks in the fact that I missed every celebration for the month of March and that hurt me to my core
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'Alarm’ was originally a call to arms.
The Italian phrase ‘all’arme!’ means literally “to arms” or “to your weapons.”
We'd still probably hit 'snooze.'
The Italian phrase ‘all’arme!’ means literally “to arms” or “to your weapons.”
We'd still probably hit 'snooze.'
March 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
'Alarm’ was originally a call to arms.
The Italian phrase ‘all’arme!’ means literally “to arms” or “to your weapons.”
We'd still probably hit 'snooze.'
The Italian phrase ‘all’arme!’ means literally “to arms” or “to your weapons.”
We'd still probably hit 'snooze.'
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Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?
March 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?
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Remember this: Tyranny cannot prevail over people who refuse to succumb to it.
March 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Remember this: Tyranny cannot prevail over people who refuse to succumb to it.
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From @yepicurus on instagram
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
From @yepicurus on instagram
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Measles, a thing again.
February 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Measles, a thing again.
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watch out for this PERVERT roaming airports pretending to be an ADULT HUMAN WOMAN
September 26, 2023 at 6:40 AM
watch out for this PERVERT roaming airports pretending to be an ADULT HUMAN WOMAN
The only ‘elite’ I’ll support is a couch nap. It’s superior in all ways. The most vivid dreams and I always wake up confused on which day it is.
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The only ‘elite’ I’ll support is a couch nap. It’s superior in all ways. The most vivid dreams and I always wake up confused on which day it is.
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Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to.
#Resist
#Resist
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to.
#Resist
#Resist
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The GOP passed a budget resolution last night that will gut Medicaid, SNAP, and other vital programs — as 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
Why? To finance tax cuts for the top 1%.
We have socialism in this country for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.
Why? To finance tax cuts for the top 1%.
We have socialism in this country for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.
February 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The GOP passed a budget resolution last night that will gut Medicaid, SNAP, and other vital programs — as 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
Why? To finance tax cuts for the top 1%.
We have socialism in this country for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.
Why? To finance tax cuts for the top 1%.
We have socialism in this country for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Revolution will be AI-icized
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February 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One Bathtub fart, please.
February 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
One Bathtub fart, please.
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where does one draw the line for when to trust doctors and science v when they are being evil predators trying to harm you
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
where does one draw the line for when to trust doctors and science v when they are being evil predators trying to harm you
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‘Make America Great Again’ more like Make America Hate Again… this shit is so dystopian and I am TIRED of it.
February 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
‘Make America Great Again’ more like Make America Hate Again… this shit is so dystopian and I am TIRED of it.
My mom told me to stop being so vulgar bc I keep telling men to “choke on me”
February 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My mom told me to stop being so vulgar bc I keep telling men to “choke on me”