Which planet in Star Wars does Slimer come from?
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Which planet in Star Wars does Slimer come from?
why ask chatGPT when I’m a gemini and I’m right here?
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
why ask chatGPT when I’m a gemini and I’m right here?
James Randi/Uri Geller Explicit M/M fanfiction (257,046 words)
October 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
James Randi/Uri Geller Explicit M/M fanfiction (257,046 words)
Featureless brown candy corn. Did I find it or did it find me? We are one.
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Featureless brown candy corn. Did I find it or did it find me? We are one.
Reposted by Alex Cronkite
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
It’s almost summertime, time to become 98% cherry limeade
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It’s almost summertime, time to become 98% cherry limeade
The ocean is 35% Godzilla piss
May 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The ocean is 35% Godzilla piss
Chappell Gnomeo and Juliet
March 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Chappell Gnomeo and Juliet
Skibidi toilet is a mid-tier garbage pail kid
February 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Skibidi toilet is a mid-tier garbage pail kid
I should be cast as the next Bond because I’ve never seen a Bond film so I’ll bring a fresh and unique perspective to the role when I fuck all your moms.
February 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I should be cast as the next Bond because I’ve never seen a Bond film so I’ll bring a fresh and unique perspective to the role when I fuck all your moms.
Watching The Munsters and when I close my eyes Grandpa is a 1:1 for Quentin Tarantino.
February 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Watching The Munsters and when I close my eyes Grandpa is a 1:1 for Quentin Tarantino.
The Great Barrier Reef? No, the great burger beef.
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The Great Barrier Reef? No, the great burger beef.
I’ve never seen robocop but I assume this is the part where the robot gets horny
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ve never seen robocop but I assume this is the part where the robot gets horny
Who added a yaoi paddle to a screenshot of Creep (2014) and then threw it up on tmdb as a poster for the movie??? 😭
October 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Who added a yaoi paddle to a screenshot of Creep (2014) and then threw it up on tmdb as a poster for the movie??? 😭
On the show Pete & Pete, Was Mr. Tastee’s real identity Muggy (Mark Mulcahy) the whole time? They’re wearing the same gloves! And all the travelling was him going on tour?
August 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
On the show Pete & Pete, Was Mr. Tastee’s real identity Muggy (Mark Mulcahy) the whole time? They’re wearing the same gloves! And all the travelling was him going on tour?
Gender is a performance so we’re all theatre kids
July 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Gender is a performance so we’re all theatre kids
When can we stop pretending almonds are good? Arguably one of the worst nuts
July 15, 2024 at 9:33 PM
When can we stop pretending almonds are good? Arguably one of the worst nuts
Therapist: That’s that you, represso?
Patient: That’s that me, depresso…
Patient: That’s that me, depresso…
July 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Therapist: That’s that you, represso?
Patient: That’s that me, depresso…
Patient: That’s that me, depresso…
Cant wait for someone to invent jokes someday
July 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Cant wait for someone to invent jokes someday
There are many clear indications that I Saw The TV Glow is an allegory for the trans experience but has anyone mentioned that the film playing in the theatre looked like a knock-off Bionicle movie?
July 8, 2024 at 1:45 AM
There are many clear indications that I Saw The TV Glow is an allegory for the trans experience but has anyone mentioned that the film playing in the theatre looked like a knock-off Bionicle movie?
The similarity between the spelling of Caligula and caligirl is no coincidence
July 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
The similarity between the spelling of Caligula and caligirl is no coincidence
I got that dog in me, but it’s a 44,000 year old wolf carcass being autopsied by russian scientists
June 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I got that dog in me, but it’s a 44,000 year old wolf carcass being autopsied by russian scientists
Upstairs neighbours burning their food and setting off their smoke alarms almost every day. I need someone to peer pressure them into a raw food diet asap.
June 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Upstairs neighbours burning their food and setting off their smoke alarms almost every day. I need someone to peer pressure them into a raw food diet asap.