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Alex Cronkite
@alexcronkite.bsky.social
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Featureless brown candy corn. Did I find it or did it find me? We are one.
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
January 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’ve never seen robocop but I assume this is the part where the robot gets horny
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Who added a yaoi paddle to a screenshot of Creep (2014) and then threw it up on tmdb as a poster for the movie??? 😭
October 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
On the show Pete & Pete, Was Mr. Tastee’s real identity Muggy (Mark Mulcahy) the whole time? They’re wearing the same gloves! And all the travelling was him going on tour?
August 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I got that dog in me, but it’s a 44,000 year old wolf carcass being autopsied by russian scientists
June 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Welcome to my sick & twisted mind
June 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
These are the same image
June 7, 2024 at 3:24 PM
April 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
if you’re ever mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
April 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
What the hell did I do on Pinterest to deserve this???
April 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
😈 one of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies 😇
April 10, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I still have a visceral reaction just thinking about it
April 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Get you a man who can do both
August 31, 2023 at 8:33 PM
The trigger of my quarter-life crisis:
August 21, 2023 at 6:50 PM
August 15, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Don’t even bother talking to me unless you have a ride this slick
August 14, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Me trying to downplay how hot I think someone is
August 11, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Sophie (Anna McGahan) in 100 Bloody Acres
August 9, 2023 at 2:34 AM
“He’s so babygirl!” I say. The man in question:
August 2, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Deep in my hot gruel summer
July 30, 2023 at 7:06 AM