Every time I see a mention about the Pantone color of the year I read it as Panettone.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Every time I see a mention about the Pantone color of the year I read it as Panettone.
What time does the rapture start?
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What time does the rapture start?
At this point I’m actively avoiding
Turnstile not because I don’t like them, but because everyone keeps talking about them.
Turnstile not because I don’t like them, but because everyone keeps talking about them.
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At this point I’m actively avoiding
Turnstile not because I don’t like them, but because everyone keeps talking about them.
Turnstile not because I don’t like them, but because everyone keeps talking about them.
I should probably pack….
June 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I should probably pack….
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“I asked ChatGPT” okay well I asked your mom and she’s not angry, just disappointed
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” okay well I asked your mom and she’s not angry, just disappointed
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Christians Easter Sunday: death has been defeated!
Pope Francis: bet?
Pope Francis: bet?
April 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Christians Easter Sunday: death has been defeated!
Pope Francis: bet?
Pope Francis: bet?
I’m of the age where getting a phone call from an old friend means they’re about to tell you someone has passed. And I do not like that.
March 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m of the age where getting a phone call from an old friend means they’re about to tell you someone has passed. And I do not like that.
There a few things I fear more than when my wife starts going from room to room with a tape measure.
February 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There a few things I fear more than when my wife starts going from room to room with a tape measure.
My hot take is Wilco’s Sky Blue Sky is their best album.
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My hot take is Wilco’s Sky Blue Sky is their best album.
My favorite thing about cooking is forgetting to take the chicken out of the freezer in time.
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
My favorite thing about cooking is forgetting to take the chicken out of the freezer in time.