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ur doing amazing sweaty
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is SO GOOD. I can't wait for Season 2! If you're a fan of superheroes and/or animation. Do yourself a favor and watch it
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Lol
February 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MegaCon is shockingly bad. Holliday Matsuri was amazing and I totally took it for granted until MegaCon showed me what it looks like to do everything wrong.
February 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Yea the price went up because of the trade war”
“Which one?”
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me: it’s gonna be cold Monday, I feel bad for everyone who’s gonna be in the parade.

Friend: I don’t have any sympathy for those people. They deserve worse.

Me: For marching in the MLK day parade?

Friend: Oh no no no I meant the inauguration
January 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Every external vendor I work w/ lately is throwing so hard I'm gonna crash out. We're paying wayyyy too much money for me to have to redo everyone's work
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The saddest reality of our timeline is that Lina Khan never got enough time to cook
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It pisses me off that people text me more now that I’m on iMessage
January 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Color code emails so I know which parts are action items, info, fluff, etc.
December 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I started artificially speaking in a slightly higher pitch voice when I started college and it became a habit. It strains my vocal chords, but now idk how to switch to my natural speaking voice w/o people who already know me thinking I'm *now* artificially changing my voice to be lower lol
December 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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me: hey dave. you disgusting freak. fat piece of shit. do you know how to turn on the copy machine

dave: button on the left

me: wow.. thank you. i see now that being different is your strength. you are brave & strong. i love you dave. would you like to join the boys & i later for some People Games
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
"I'll send you our logo. What's the highest quality, PDF or PNG?

I saved the JPG off our Facebook, I can screenshot it as PNG or put it in Microsoft and save as PDF.

What's best for you?"
December 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I think some people are terrified that if we tear down social constructs like gender roles, they'll no longer have a script to rely on.

They'd rather society tell them what they can and can't do than live with the uncertainty of freedom.
December 17, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Acknowledging a moral gray area creates uncertainty.

It's easier to make decisions when you believe a narrow set of choices are morally right and everything else is morally wrong.
December 17, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Pretending a situation is black & white is easy. Discussing issues with nuance is difficult.
December 17, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Photopea is a *really good* free alternative to Photoshop!

You can use it on the web or install it, it looks and feels just like Photoshop, and you don't even have to make an account!

There's also Vectorpea, an alternative to Illustrator.
Does anyone know good alternatives to Photoshop, InDesign, and Premire? (BTW I already have Clip Studio Paint)
December 17, 2024 at 12:36 AM
When you learn to recognize semantic arguments and not waste time in them, your life improves by like a million percent
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Sometimes "people never say what they really mean" is code for "I only know how to communicate in one way and I only understand people who communicate the same way I do"

Not always, but sometimes.
December 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I don't get why some photographers charge extra for the RAW photos. I love when a client wants the RAWs so they can edit the photos to any style they want and export whatever formats they need rather than asking me to do it
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The term "toxic positivity" is being co-opted by people who hate for anyone to be happy when they aren't
December 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Scammers are still impersonating candidates and organizations sending texts asking for donations. Stay vigilant.

If you want to donate to a candidate or org, Google it and go to their website, don't trust links in texts.
December 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The rule on every forum is that if you ask "how do I do this thing?" at least one person will reply "you don't and you're stupid for wanting to"
December 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Most people love the common sense rules Lina Khan pushed for as chair of the FTC, regardless of party
December 13, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Wayyyyy too many people confidently assume I'm gonna be on board with their sexist/racist/homophobic opinions and it needs to stop IMMEDIATELY
December 12, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Friend: Can you send me her number?
Me: *gets permission and shares number*
Me: [mutual friend]'s pronouns are they/them btw
Friend: Ewwww...good to know.
Me: Ew? 🤨
Friend: As in "whew...good to know so I don't offend"

Is this a thing? "whew" shortened to "ew" 🧐🤨
December 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM