Alexandra, Herald of Cookies
@alexandraunlocked.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️Gender Pirate🏴☠️
Ruiner of Free Nations 🤘
#1 Arakni Fangirl 🕷️
Captain of Team Lightning⚡
Cog Enthusiast ⚙️
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She/Her
Ruiner of Free Nations 🤘
#1 Arakni Fangirl 🕷️
Captain of Team Lightning⚡
Cog Enthusiast ⚙️
🇨🇦
She/Her
Pinned
My #fabtcg year in review courtesy of @fabrary.net! Of course, I'm far too lazy and forgetful to manually add paper games, so it's just Talishar games. I definitely played way more than 9 games, probably closer to 500!
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My #fabtcg year in review courtesy of @fabrary.net! Of course, I'm far too lazy and forgetful to manually add paper games, so it's just Talishar games. I definitely played way more than 9 games, probably closer to 500!
TIL it's not a great idea to go to a busy pub in a redneck city and sit under a tv with sports on it. I spent the whole night thinking people were going to hatecrime me as soon as I stepped outside 😅
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
TIL it's not a great idea to go to a busy pub in a redneck city and sit under a tv with sports on it. I spent the whole night thinking people were going to hatecrime me as soon as I stepped outside 😅
Went 2-2 in today's #fabtcg Skirmish on Puffin, but had a blast regardless!
R1: ☠️ Drew really bad hands and Blaze cooked me.
R2: 🦜Had one of the most nerve-wracking games ever vs. Kayo (Runt), but they whiffed and gave me a free power turn.
R3: 🦜another nail-biter into Kayo, Strong-Arm, Palantir W
R1: ☠️ Drew really bad hands and Blaze cooked me.
R2: 🦜Had one of the most nerve-wracking games ever vs. Kayo (Runt), but they whiffed and gave me a free power turn.
R3: 🦜another nail-biter into Kayo, Strong-Arm, Palantir W
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Went 2-2 in today's #fabtcg Skirmish on Puffin, but had a blast regardless!
R1: ☠️ Drew really bad hands and Blaze cooked me.
R2: 🦜Had one of the most nerve-wracking games ever vs. Kayo (Runt), but they whiffed and gave me a free power turn.
R3: 🦜another nail-biter into Kayo, Strong-Arm, Palantir W
R1: ☠️ Drew really bad hands and Blaze cooked me.
R2: 🦜Had one of the most nerve-wracking games ever vs. Kayo (Runt), but they whiffed and gave me a free power turn.
R3: 🦜another nail-biter into Kayo, Strong-Arm, Palantir W
For reference:
Arakni: They/Them
Arakni, Huntsman: They/Them
Arakni, Solitary Confinement: They/Them
Arakni, Web of Deceit: It/Its
Arakni, Marionette: It/Its (DON'T CALL IT MARIO)
Black Widow: She/Her
Orb-Weaver: She/Her
All other Agents: They/Them or It/Its
NO MASC TRAITS, NOT HE/HIM. #fabtcg
Arakni: They/Them
Arakni, Huntsman: They/Them
Arakni, Solitary Confinement: They/Them
Arakni, Web of Deceit: It/Its
Arakni, Marionette: It/Its (DON'T CALL IT MARIO)
Black Widow: She/Her
Orb-Weaver: She/Her
All other Agents: They/Them or It/Its
NO MASC TRAITS, NOT HE/HIM. #fabtcg
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
For reference:
Arakni: They/Them
Arakni, Huntsman: They/Them
Arakni, Solitary Confinement: They/Them
Arakni, Web of Deceit: It/Its
Arakni, Marionette: It/Its (DON'T CALL IT MARIO)
Black Widow: She/Her
Orb-Weaver: She/Her
All other Agents: They/Them or It/Its
NO MASC TRAITS, NOT HE/HIM. #fabtcg
Arakni: They/Them
Arakni, Huntsman: They/Them
Arakni, Solitary Confinement: They/Them
Arakni, Web of Deceit: It/Its
Arakni, Marionette: It/Its (DON'T CALL IT MARIO)
Black Widow: She/Her
Orb-Weaver: She/Her
All other Agents: They/Them or It/Its
NO MASC TRAITS, NOT HE/HIM. #fabtcg
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I know it might seem pedantic but holy fucking hell on earth the way so many people in this hobby just refuse to gender the only damn nonbinary character in the game properly is starting to actively deter me from consuming content about the game
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I know it might seem pedantic but holy fucking hell on earth the way so many people in this hobby just refuse to gender the only damn nonbinary character in the game properly is starting to actively deter me from consuming content about the game
Happy turkey day, my American friends!
(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy turkey day, my American friends!
(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
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#fabtcg #armoryrecap back on Puffin for the first time after crashing out week 1 of PQs.
R1: 🦜Oscilio's deck was having a tantrum so it was pretty stress free.
R2: 🦜Unfamiliar with Iris Prism, but Palantir never disappoints!
R3: ☠Extremely close game vs Pleiades, didn't play efficiently at all.
R1: 🦜Oscilio's deck was having a tantrum so it was pretty stress free.
R2: 🦜Unfamiliar with Iris Prism, but Palantir never disappoints!
R3: ☠Extremely close game vs Pleiades, didn't play efficiently at all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
#fabtcg #armoryrecap back on Puffin for the first time after crashing out week 1 of PQs.
R1: 🦜Oscilio's deck was having a tantrum so it was pretty stress free.
R2: 🦜Unfamiliar with Iris Prism, but Palantir never disappoints!
R3: ☠Extremely close game vs Pleiades, didn't play efficiently at all.
R1: 🦜Oscilio's deck was having a tantrum so it was pretty stress free.
R2: 🦜Unfamiliar with Iris Prism, but Palantir never disappoints!
R3: ☠Extremely close game vs Pleiades, didn't play efficiently at all.
Marco makes the most gorgeous art, and it's pretty darn cool that there are so many #fabtcg cards that feature his work!
Happy (belated) birthday, Marco!
Happy (belated) birthday, Marco!
So' ʇopɐʎ,s ɯʎ qᴉɹʇɥpɐʎ¡ Might I be halfway through life already? Had a lovely day today, and things are looking better even as the days get gloomier.
Wouldn't complain if you lovely folks shared my work around today🌱
Stay cool, don't give into fascism ;)
Wouldn't complain if you lovely folks shared my work around today🌱
Stay cool, don't give into fascism ;)
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Marco makes the most gorgeous art, and it's pretty darn cool that there are so many #fabtcg cards that feature his work!
Happy (belated) birthday, Marco!
Happy (belated) birthday, Marco!
He's my lil sparkplug :3
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He's my lil sparkplug :3
I finally overcame my fatigue, ADHD, and autistic inertia and put the winter tires on yesterday afternoon. I woke up this morning to a massive dump of snow. That was close! 😅
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I finally overcame my fatigue, ADHD, and autistic inertia and put the winter tires on yesterday afternoon. I woke up this morning to a massive dump of snow. That was close! 😅
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I didn't have the energy or bandwidth to make it to the Trans Day of Remembrance rally, protesting the abuse of power by our alt-right provincial gov, but I *did* finish this new design for my shop. 15% of proceeds go to @translifeline.org, forever.
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paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/come...
Come and Take It! Masculine T-Shirt | Painted Bricks
Come and Take It! on Masculine T-Shirt – You want my life-saving gender-affirming care? Come and take it! I dare you!
paintedbricks.threadless.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I didn't have the energy or bandwidth to make it to the Trans Day of Remembrance rally, protesting the abuse of power by our alt-right provincial gov, but I *did* finish this new design for my shop. 15% of proceeds go to @translifeline.org, forever.
paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/come...
paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/come...
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
You don't have to send me money, but maybe buy my gay bricks so we both win? 😚
paintedbricks.threadless.com/collections/...
paintedbricks.threadless.com/collections/...
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You don't have to send me money, but maybe buy my gay bricks so we both win? 😚
paintedbricks.threadless.com/collections/...
paintedbricks.threadless.com/collections/...
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I am surrounded by Ultimate Guard hype. Please don't forget what they've been up to the last few months: AI on original art without consent, putting HP merch online which supports JK Rowling and asking the people they sponsor to not use the word "genocide".
Please don't give this company your money
Please don't give this company your money
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am surrounded by Ultimate Guard hype. Please don't forget what they've been up to the last few months: AI on original art without consent, putting HP merch online which supports JK Rowling and asking the people they sponsor to not use the word "genocide".
Please don't give this company your money
Please don't give this company your money
The Alberta government is so hell-bent on erasing trans people, that they have use the Notwithstanding Clause to force through anti-trans legislature today. The clause is *intended* to allow provinces to bypass oppressive constitutional amendments, not to actively oppress their people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Alberta government is so hell-bent on erasing trans people, that they have use the Notwithstanding Clause to force through anti-trans legislature today. The clause is *intended* to allow provinces to bypass oppressive constitutional amendments, not to actively oppress their people.
I'm now obsessed with The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson. I'm only ~1/2 through book 2, Words of Radiance, but holy crap this is a very good fantasy series!
Shout out to @lupinefiasco.bsky.social for hyping up book 5 when it came out, I hadn't even heard of it before that!
Shout out to @lupinefiasco.bsky.social for hyping up book 5 when it came out, I hadn't even heard of it before that!
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm now obsessed with The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson. I'm only ~1/2 through book 2, Words of Radiance, but holy crap this is a very good fantasy series!
Shout out to @lupinefiasco.bsky.social for hyping up book 5 when it came out, I hadn't even heard of it before that!
Shout out to @lupinefiasco.bsky.social for hyping up book 5 when it came out, I hadn't even heard of it before that!
The illustration bug has bit again, and I've been working on some designs that I can't get out of my head. I thought I'd try making a bit of pocket💰with them, and I just launched the first design on Threadless 😁
See my four Painted Bricks pride flag designs here: paintedbricks.threadless.com
See my four Painted Bricks pride flag designs here: paintedbricks.threadless.com
Painted Bricks | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
Painted Bricks offers unique, hand-made designs representing the queer community.
paintedbricks.threadless.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The illustration bug has bit again, and I've been working on some designs that I can't get out of my head. I thought I'd try making a bit of pocket💰with them, and I just launched the first design on Threadless 😁
See my four Painted Bricks pride flag designs here: paintedbricks.threadless.com
See my four Painted Bricks pride flag designs here: paintedbricks.threadless.com
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Posting this for posterity, so when Goth Prism drops in Monarch 3 next year, y'all will remember that I leaked it first.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Posting this for posterity, so when Goth Prism drops in Monarch 3 next year, y'all will remember that I leaked it first.
Estradiol Valerate: $15.94/mo
Progesterone: $3.17/mo
Injection supplies: $65.12/mo
Answering the door and greeting your transphobic brother in little jogging shorts and a fitted cami with no bra on: priceless.
Progesterone: $3.17/mo
Injection supplies: $65.12/mo
Answering the door and greeting your transphobic brother in little jogging shorts and a fitted cami with no bra on: priceless.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Estradiol Valerate: $15.94/mo
Progesterone: $3.17/mo
Injection supplies: $65.12/mo
Answering the door and greeting your transphobic brother in little jogging shorts and a fitted cami with no bra on: priceless.
Progesterone: $3.17/mo
Injection supplies: $65.12/mo
Answering the door and greeting your transphobic brother in little jogging shorts and a fitted cami with no bra on: priceless.
I've only been playing Prism for a few weeks, but the early versions of Matt's primer were instrumental in me figuring out this hero on *any* level, let alone being able to get a couple of wins with her before hitting the 100-loss milestone.
Matthew Whewell, a pillar of the Prism community, has been working on this guide for months. It's been truly amazing to follow the progress on this guide, and I know it's helped quite a few people get a handle on the hardest deck in the game. Strong recommend! (and its free) #fabtcg
Prism, Awakener of Sol - The Complete FAB Hero Masterclass
Written by Matthew Whewell, Produced with Codex Journals. A free in-depth digital guide for players seeking to master the Light Illusionist.
codexjournals.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've only been playing Prism for a few weeks, but the early versions of Matt's primer were instrumental in me figuring out this hero on *any* level, let alone being able to get a couple of wins with her before hitting the 100-loss milestone.