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alexandraunlocked.bsky.social
Xan(?), Herald of Cookies
@alexandraunlocked.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️Gender Pirate🏴‍☠️
Ruiner of Free Nations 🤘
#1 Arakni Fangirl 🕷️
Captain of Team Lightning⚡
Cog Enthusiast ⚙️
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Hey queerdos! I hate Black Friday, but you can get this cool tee for 🌟FIFTEEN (15) DOLLARS🌟 (USD)! 15% of proceeds go to Trans Lifeline! Support some clown lady and a bunch of cool cats that need help! There's also the Painted Bricks design in 4 flags!

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A racerback tanktop in teal, with a graphic that features a syringe full of fluid in trans colours, with a cute script typeface that reads "Come and Take It!" A black t-shirt with a design featuring a hand holding a brick that has one face covered in paint using the pride flag colours.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This isn't actually a GenAI image, it was originally printed in the 2015 book Princes of the Apocalypse, in Chapter 4.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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My #fabtcg year in review courtesy of @fabrary.net! Of course, I'm far too lazy and forgetful to manually add paper games, so it's just Talishar games. I definitely played way more than 9 games, probably closer to 500!
My Fabrary year in review for 2025
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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R4:☠️ Got absolutely high-rolled by Data Doll, no contest 😵‍💫

Super fun games, and made some cool trades after! (See pic for my loot)

Because I am an idiot, I picked up some Arakni cards. What am I doing to myself?!?
A selection of Flesh and Blood cards for Assassin and Brute. Flesh and Blood cards including RF Jolly Bludger, CF EA Arcane Lantern, RF Hunter or Hunted?, and RF Cogwerx Dovetail.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Happy turkey day, my American friends!

(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
A meme showing a European pilgrim and a Native American individual both holding a turkey. Across the top are the words "Thanksgiving" and along the bottom it says "Celebrating the day Americans fed undocumented aliens from Europe."
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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He's my lil sparkplug :3
The marvel version of the Flesh and Blood hero card for Oscilio, Constella Intelligence (Elemental Wizard Hero). It depicts a being of pure energy, glowing a brilliant blue, with ornate bronze pieces creating a sort of structure to the "body". He is wielding a staff known as "Volzar, the Lightning Rod".
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My lovely friend got some cards signed for me at the #fabtcg world championship!! :3
A group of five Flesh and Blood cards signed by the artists on a Sanctuary of Aria playmat. The cards are Oscilio (young), Oscilio (adult), Volzar, Lightning Greaves, and Shock Charmers, all in rainbow foil treatment.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Posting this for posterity, so when Goth Prism drops in Monarch 3 next year, y'all will remember that I leaked it first.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Got my tokens from @optimisttcg.bsky.social a D @rainbowxpitch.bsky.social today! They're amazing, and I can't wait to get to an armory so I can use them!
A set of three custom tokens for Flesh and Blood. One is a spectral shield featuring a sword and shield with the progress flag, and a set of angel wings. The others are chain trackers for Go Again, Dominate, Hit event, and Overpower, featuring various iconic weapons from the game.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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😔😔😔
A small, black coffin for decor. It is adorned with yellow, pink, and purple flowers. It is for when people kill my ally, Polly Cranka, in Flesh and Blood.
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The guilt trips will continue until people stop killing my bird.

#fabtcg #rippolly
A small decorative casket, black with gold handles and adorned with yellow, pink, and purple flowers. It's one of those trinkets for setting up ornamental Halloween towns, the kind of thing you find (literally) at Michael's. It's sitting on a Flesh and Blood playmat featuring Puffin's young hero artwork, with Puffin's young hero marvel card and cold foil Spitfire beside it. The casket is in the zone where I keep her companion, Polly, and will be used as a placeholder any time someone so rude enough to kill Polly in a game.
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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me when prism
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Starting to get the hang of Prism's aura plan. Established a pretty wild boardstate and stabilized at 10 life while Jarl was at 41 or so. I even broke my own hard loop by accidentally pitching the ALS I recycled, and still turned it around before they saw the writing on the wall and scooped😁 #fabtcg
A screenshot from the Talishar client showing a large boardstate for Prism, Awakener of Sol, about to finish off Jarl Vetreidi.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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@creamysupreme.bsky.social did *not* disappoint for our #fabtcg trade!
A drawing of a turtle looking at a large hotdog, in red pen, on a white envelope. The skyscape features brilliantly rendered clouds, birds, and the sun, wearing sunglasses, of course A small pile of Flesh and Blood cards, including Phantasmal Footsteps, three Figments, and three copies of Soul Shield.
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Why am I paying a therapist when this meme exists?????
A meme with two pictures of a skinned Furry in a rainbow sparkle fedora with text that says "Don't hate yourself, that's homophobic"
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'm not sorry. #fabtcg
Panel 1: A Scarlet Macaw sitting on an airship railing, with subtitle text that says "That's my secret, Cap'n..." Panel 2: A Scarlet Macaw flapping it's wings, with subtitle text that says "I'm always in a FOWL MOOD!"
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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First GEM 3 pack, first CF BUPR! still need sooo many shiny cards for Puffin though lol

#fabtcg
A cold foil promo copy of the Flesh and Blood card "Backup Protocol: RED"
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Fuck this neo-nazi, christofascist bullshit.

This is in Canada, btw.
A middle finger being held up toward a sign at a church that says "WE STAND WITH CHARLIE KIRK" in Calgary, Alberta.
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I don't doll myself up very often these days, but I decided to go for it since I was going to Drag Bingo with my partner!
A portrait of a woman wearing a white, rib knit, sleeveless crop top, a leopard print pleated Maxi skirt, and white Vans with pink striping. Accessories include a pearl bracelet with gold spikes and a red flower hair clip.
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I kind of hate how much fun Lyath is...
A game of Flesh and Blood sealed (Super Slam), attacking for 23 in a single turn with Lyath Goldmane. There were 5 might tokens but I took the die off of the token
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Revered by some, Reviled by most. Off to my second #fabtcg Super Slam prerelease!
Mirror selfie of a woman in a black sleeveless tiered dress with black cateye glasses and adorable gold ear wraps with gold stars and soot sprites (black puffs with googly eyes). She's cute but also transgender so you know, the literal anti-christ and destroyer of free nations!
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Very Brute-coded, I love it
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I'm a big dumb oaf who recently had a bilateral orchiectomy. Call me...
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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On top of a solid armory performance, some locals did me a huge solid and helped me get loot from the world premiere in MTL!! My friend just gifted me the Kayo shirt because they're an absolute gem 😭😭😭 also got another meep playmat and my last card for Levia!!

OH AND THE LOONIE! #fabtcg
Closeup of a Flesh and Blood playmat featuring two small, furry, cat-like creatures called meeps sitting on a fallen tree, watching a pink and blue aurora over a sleepy village. On top of a playmat is a FaB resource coin modeled after the Canadian dollar coin, or "loonie", a copy of the card "Blasmophet, Levia Redeemed", and a cold foil copy of the card "Blunderbuss", signed by legendary cosplayer and the woman who revealed Blunderbuss, Max Ferocity. A mirror shot of the back of a red Flesh and Blood shirt that features new artwork of the character Kayo, and repeating text that says "REVILED" as it fades out behind him.
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I just noticed that @ijur.bsky.social tagged his own art in the new card and I think that is amazing and also adorable ♥️
A cropped in section of an upcoming Flesh and Blood card, with art by Isuardi Therianto. The art shows a wall with graffiti, including the artist's classic graffiti-style signature. A close up of Isuardi Therianto's classic graffiti-style signature, on a Flesh and Blood card he signed.
September 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM