Alexander Greenberg
@alexandergreenberg.bsky.social
Not (yet) a lawyer. Cocktails, food and wine, Nuggets basketball. My dog's name is Lana.
Here are some cocks you can suck:
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Here are some cocks you can suck:
You: I like Mamdani because he's a progressive socialist who will enact policies that I support.
Me: I like Mamdani because he put Lina Khan on his transition team.
Me: I like Mamdani because he put Lina Khan on his transition team.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You: I like Mamdani because he's a progressive socialist who will enact policies that I support.
Me: I like Mamdani because he put Lina Khan on his transition team.
Me: I like Mamdani because he put Lina Khan on his transition team.
I'm sorry, but if you voted for the wholesale destruction of America and its institutions by voting for Trump, you hate America. Period. End of story.
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm sorry, but if you voted for the wholesale destruction of America and its institutions by voting for Trump, you hate America. Period. End of story.
Bold 2025 NBA prediction: Warriors will be a play-in team at best.
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bold 2025 NBA prediction: Warriors will be a play-in team at best.
Nuggets are always my favorite. Last year, my second favorite team was the Cavs. The Blazers are looking like a strong contender this year.
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nuggets are always my favorite. Last year, my second favorite team was the Cavs. The Blazers are looking like a strong contender this year.
Ezra Klein is a moron.
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ezra Klein is a moron.
Sonic Youth is definitely a top 25 band for me, but probably not in my top 10. That said, they're the one band that, if you don't like them, I don't trust your musical taste at all.
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Sonic Youth is definitely a top 25 band for me, but probably not in my top 10. That said, they're the one band that, if you don't like them, I don't trust your musical taste at all.
High-tier actors play The Joker.
God-tier actors play Ripley.
God-tier actors play Ripley.
August 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
High-tier actors play The Joker.
God-tier actors play Ripley.
God-tier actors play Ripley.
Has anyone theorized an anti-butterfly effect? I.e., a phenomenon where, no matter how many incremental changes you make to a system, the system course corrects back to whatever it was going to do anyway?
July 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Has anyone theorized an anti-butterfly effect? I.e., a phenomenon where, no matter how many incremental changes you make to a system, the system course corrects back to whatever it was going to do anyway?
Why does Ballard have 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes?
July 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Why does Ballard have 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes?
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the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them
So I think the reason the South Park satire hits Trump so effectively, where other satirists miss, is the reason that South Park misses other targets so often: the vulgarity of South Park matches Trump perfectly. The extreme over-the-top quality of South Park matches Trump perfectly.
July 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So I think the reason the South Park satire hits Trump so effectively, where other satirists miss, is the reason that South Park misses other targets so often: the vulgarity of South Park matches Trump perfectly. The extreme over-the-top quality of South Park matches Trump perfectly.
Frank Zappa is your weird uncle who knows how to synthesize LSD, but really good at music.
July 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Frank Zappa is your weird uncle who knows how to synthesize LSD, but really good at music.
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I came up with a guide to tell if Trump is lying or not:
July 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I came up with a guide to tell if Trump is lying or not:
Most recent season of Daredevil was pretty good. Kingpin turned part of the NYPD into his own private military. Not sure how that could be relevant in any way.
July 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Most recent season of Daredevil was pretty good. Kingpin turned part of the NYPD into his own private military. Not sure how that could be relevant in any way.
Anyone know what this music is? Because it's dope as hell. #utiat30000feet youtu.be/PQbxnK3OiVI
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July 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Anyone know what this music is? Because it's dope as hell. #utiat30000feet youtu.be/PQbxnK3OiVI
I think part of the reason that social media feels *dumber* now is not that dumber people are using it, but that all of the interesting ideas have been swallowed up by the existential threat of Trumpism. Ideas on how to incrementally improve infrastructure or how to effectively control CO2 feel
July 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think part of the reason that social media feels *dumber* now is not that dumber people are using it, but that all of the interesting ideas have been swallowed up by the existential threat of Trumpism. Ideas on how to incrementally improve infrastructure or how to effectively control CO2 feel
Just started watching I Think You Should Leave, and... Barly Tonight is basically just Stephen A. Smith.
June 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Just started watching I Think You Should Leave, and... Barly Tonight is basically just Stephen A. Smith.
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The anger from my fellow free-marketeers over the grocery store thing feels wildly disproportionate. The cost seems minimal. If it fails, hey, go ahead and claim vindication But no one is suggesting taking over or closing existing grocery stores. Wegmans will still exist!
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The anger from my fellow free-marketeers over the grocery store thing feels wildly disproportionate. The cost seems minimal. If it fails, hey, go ahead and claim vindication But no one is suggesting taking over or closing existing grocery stores. Wegmans will still exist!
The Trump administration is like the War Room in Dr. Strangelove, except every advisor is General Ripper and the President is George C. Scott.
June 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Trump administration is like the War Room in Dr. Strangelove, except every advisor is General Ripper and the President is George C. Scott.
They're going to say that political shooters are left-wing until they decide they no longer have to.
June 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They're going to say that political shooters are left-wing until they decide they no longer have to.
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MEDIA -- WHY AREN'T YOU INVESTIGATING THIS???????
June 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
MEDIA -- WHY AREN'T YOU INVESTIGATING THIS???????
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I refuse to accept a negative connotation for the term “liberal.”
I’ve been refusing it for years when used as a slur by the right, and I won’t accept that from the left either.
I’ve been refusing it for years when used as a slur by the right, and I won’t accept that from the left either.
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I refuse to accept a negative connotation for the term “liberal.”
I’ve been refusing it for years when used as a slur by the right, and I won’t accept that from the left either.
I’ve been refusing it for years when used as a slur by the right, and I won’t accept that from the left either.
Noticing that this still hasn't happened.
So Trump's going to congratulate Coco Gauff, right?
June 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Noticing that this still hasn't happened.