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Barnes & noble copy of the Beatles “1” on vinyl
@alexanderedward.bsky.social
Teamster. Psychologist @ miniondeathcult.com
Pinned
Mouseguard fit
Doing my part to bring down the techno-feudal order 👍
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“I think we need someone from outside UPS, who can’t be controlled by Carol Tome. Someone who’s wealthy enough to buck the bosses and do the right thing. Someone like Elon Musk, as crazy as that sounds.”

-Keanu Reeves
February 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Anti-work-from-home guys are so funny. “I don’t get to work from home so neither should you.” Yeah totally man, congrats on the extra 30 minutes of traffic.
January 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Driver surveillance technology is so cool because instead of being rewarded for 8 years without a crash I now get to be scolded for every accident I successfully avoid
January 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The @yourkickstartersucks.com lads guesting on Minion Death Cult this week? Hell fucking yeah, great way to start my Monday. @wordisbond.bsky.social @alexanderedward.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Guy whose national party has less than 40% favorability: “I blame Muslims”
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I do wear black bloc to the progressive ladies book club
This is the leftist equivalent of sex trafficking-obsessed suburban moms
January 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the leftist equivalent of sex trafficking-obsessed suburban moms
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Beautiful menu screen. One of the finest I’ve seen
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
40 stop residential split after I finish my route. That’s right, it’s Step In Dog Shit time
January 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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anyway calling a complete stranger ‘sweet summer child’ should trigger a specific kind of wellness check where a paramedic shoves you in a locker
January 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Guy in the elevator: do they force you to match like that? 🤣

“Well, it’s a uniform…”

“You got the brown boots and the hat and everything!”

“My hat’s green…”

“Ah”

Nice riff man we’ll get em next time
January 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
May 11, 2023 at 3:30 PM
May 3, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Mouseguard fit
May 1, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Touch grass? Sorry, I’m too busy touching the sky
April 30, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Geezer got brunch today
April 30, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Mfs talk about “echo chambers” and “liberal sanctuaries” and “civil war” but panic block you as soon as you threaten to destroy their crops
April 30, 2023 at 3:59 PM
April 29, 2023 at 5:18 PM
There should be a way to block people but they never find out. They can still see your posts and reply and the social media site should generate AI replies modeled after your posting style but you don’t see any of it. Safest way to handle it I think
April 29, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Found this in my yard. I think a demon used to live here
April 29, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Hanging out on a new website with all my friends
April 29, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Making sure no one on Bluesky also has “just the right size” penis before I allow my gf to join
April 28, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Finally a social media platform with revolutionary potential
April 28, 2023 at 7:11 PM