Alexander Patino
@alexander-patino.bsky.social
American sweetheart / Bitter maricon
Oh. It's a masterpiece.
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Oh. It's a masterpiece.
Here we go #onebattleafteranother. Please don't let me down like with Licorice Pizza. Please! #70mm #vistavision #hollywoodtheatre @hollywoodtheatre.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Here we go #onebattleafteranother. Please don't let me down like with Licorice Pizza. Please! #70mm #vistavision #hollywoodtheatre @hollywoodtheatre.org
So maybe I went a bit buck-wild with the @criterion.bsky.social 50% off sale this month... #criterion #criterioncollection
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So maybe I went a bit buck-wild with the @criterion.bsky.social 50% off sale this month... #criterion #criterioncollection
Linda Manz. That's the review.
35mm @ @hollywoodtheatre.org
My ★★★★★ review of Days of Heaven on Letterboxd boxd.it/ao7oH9
35mm @ @hollywoodtheatre.org
My ★★★★★ review of Days of Heaven on Letterboxd boxd.it/ao7oH9
A ★★★★★ review of Days of Heaven (1978)
What struck me more than the beauty this time around is the deep, deep sadness that permeates throughout this film. Linda Manz is the heart of this film. Possibly the best narrator in any film...ever?...
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July 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Linda Manz. That's the review.
35mm @ @hollywoodtheatre.org
My ★★★★★ review of Days of Heaven on Letterboxd boxd.it/ao7oH9
35mm @ @hollywoodtheatre.org
My ★★★★★ review of Days of Heaven on Letterboxd boxd.it/ao7oH9
LFG! @hollywoodtheatre.org #DaysofHeaven 35mm.
July 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
LFG! @hollywoodtheatre.org #DaysofHeaven 35mm.
I'm really chipping away at some canon stalwarts these past two weeks. Saw Seven Samurai last week and thought surely that was Kurosawa at his peak. Then I saw High and Low. The man's talent was obscene.
My ★★★★★ review of High and Low on Letterboxd boxd.it/a7bPx1
My ★★★★★ review of High and Low on Letterboxd boxd.it/a7bPx1
A ★★★★★ review of High and Low (1963)
I love when I watch a movie and go "Oh! So that one thing from that one movie came from this movie" and in High and Low that happens about 30 times. Besides being a Mozart-level genius director, can w...
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June 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm really chipping away at some canon stalwarts these past two weeks. Saw Seven Samurai last week and thought surely that was Kurosawa at his peak. Then I saw High and Low. The man's talent was obscene.
My ★★★★★ review of High and Low on Letterboxd boxd.it/a7bPx1
My ★★★★★ review of High and Low on Letterboxd boxd.it/a7bPx1
It's full-on spooky how on the money this old MadTV skit still is. (BTW Nicole Sullivan is an unheralded comedic genius)
MADtv Darlene McBride- Take Back America Tour
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June 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's full-on spooky how on the money this old MadTV skit still is. (BTW Nicole Sullivan is an unheralded comedic genius)
Chances are, I might change this. But for now, here is my list of the 10 best films so far this century. Honorable mentions include: Volver, Pan's Labyrinth, The Descent, Call Me By Your Name, Midsommar, Lady Bird, Inglorious Basterds, Amores Perros, Talk to Her, Traffic. #nytimes
June 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Chances are, I might change this. But for now, here is my list of the 10 best films so far this century. Honorable mentions include: Volver, Pan's Labyrinth, The Descent, Call Me By Your Name, Midsommar, Lady Bird, Inglorious Basterds, Amores Perros, Talk to Her, Traffic. #nytimes
First time seeing Jean de Florette and Manon of the Spring. Can't believe I've gone this long without seeing these two. Astonished and fully gutted. Shattering masterpieces.
My ★★★★★ review of Manon of the Spring on Letterboxd boxd.it/a5zcnV
My ★★★★★ review of Manon of the Spring on Letterboxd boxd.it/a5zcnV
A ★★★★★ review of Manon of the Spring (1986)
A man's lust and obsession has never been so physically repulsive. What a performance from Daniel Auteuil. And Yves Montand. What a giant of an actor. The ending is absolutely shattering. I'll be rewa...
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June 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
First time seeing Jean de Florette and Manon of the Spring. Can't believe I've gone this long without seeing these two. Astonished and fully gutted. Shattering masterpieces.
My ★★★★★ review of Manon of the Spring on Letterboxd boxd.it/a5zcnV
My ★★★★★ review of Manon of the Spring on Letterboxd boxd.it/a5zcnV
NEED
June 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
NEED
The Life of Chuck. Man, that opening act is pretty damn spectacular. King is the person who got me into reading books and this is a King story through and through - and a film about dying... and when it finally happens - my god I'm going to miss our Uncle Steve.
The Life of Chuck (2024)
In this extraordinary story of an ordinary man, Charles 'Chuck' Krantz experiences the wonder of love, the heartbreak of loss, and the multitudes contained in all of us.
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June 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Life of Chuck. Man, that opening act is pretty damn spectacular. King is the person who got me into reading books and this is a King story through and through - and a film about dying... and when it finally happens - my god I'm going to miss our Uncle Steve.
Damn. This one HURT. RIP #AnandaLewis.
June 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Damn. This one HURT. RIP #AnandaLewis.
Is @hollywoodtheatre.org trying to clean me out of my paycheck this summer? I got those 2001 and Boogie Nights in 70mm, and Days of Heaven in 35mm tickets so damn fast I burned up that keyboard. Bless that membership.
June 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is @hollywoodtheatre.org trying to clean me out of my paycheck this summer? I got those 2001 and Boogie Nights in 70mm, and Days of Heaven in 35mm tickets so damn fast I burned up that keyboard. Bless that membership.
Not sure why my stupid ass thought it was a good idea to watch this immediately before going to bed. #LakeMungo truly creeped me out. boxd.it/9Xziy9
A ★★★★ review of Lake Mungo (2008)
Served up whole body goosebumps from beginning to end. One subplot was kinda stupid/unnecessary but my god did this creep me out. Going to try to sleep ok now....
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June 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not sure why my stupid ass thought it was a good idea to watch this immediately before going to bed. #LakeMungo truly creeped me out. boxd.it/9Xziy9
First time watching But I'm a Cheerleader. Obsessed with the fact that the gay bar is just plain and simply:
June 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
First time watching But I'm a Cheerleader. Obsessed with the fact that the gay bar is just plain and simply:
#CriesandWhispers in 35mm at @hollywoodtheatre.org. Beyond overwhelming. How could Bergman be that good? boxd.it/9VrzSh
A ★★★★★ review of Cries and Whispers (1972)
- Last saw it in college so remembered very little - Having lost my father to cancer three years ago, this hit me like an 18-wheeler. It's an overwhelming experience - I'm glad movies are allowed to b...
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June 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
#CriesandWhispers in 35mm at @hollywoodtheatre.org. Beyond overwhelming. How could Bergman be that good? boxd.it/9VrzSh
The new restoration of #ChristianeF is playing at @hollywoodtheatre.org next week, and it's moments like these where I wish @joshuaconkel.bsky.social lived in #PDX!
CHRISTIANE F - Hollywood Theatre
A restoration of Uli Edel’s 1981 grim drama. A teen girl in 1970s Berlin becomes addicted to heroin. Everything in her life slowly begins to distort and disappear as […]
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June 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The new restoration of #ChristianeF is playing at @hollywoodtheatre.org next week, and it's moments like these where I wish @joshuaconkel.bsky.social lived in #PDX!
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all of this, on the holiest of days no less.
June 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
all of this, on the holiest of days no less.
The Crying Game
Lust, Caution
Little Children
Volver
Lust, Caution
Little Children
Volver
What are four non-Criterion movies you’d add to the Criterion Collection?
June 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Crying Game
Lust, Caution
Little Children
Volver
Lust, Caution
Little Children
Volver
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
Rewatched Portrait of a Lady on Fire yesterday. That has to be one of the best screenplays of all time.
April 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Rewatched Portrait of a Lady on Fire yesterday. That has to be one of the best screenplays of all time.
I think we need Soderbergh and DiCaprio to collaborate already. How do you work with everyone but not Soderbergh?
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think we need Soderbergh and DiCaprio to collaborate already. How do you work with everyone but not Soderbergh?