Alexander
@alexander-nowhere.bsky.social
Trans, bisexual, tired. Always thinking about sci-fi and fantasy.
A very serviceable squire.
He/him
A very serviceable squire.
He/him
No matter your preferences with regards to facial hair, at the Art Institute of Chicago, there's a John the Baptist for you!
September 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
No matter your preferences with regards to facial hair, at the Art Institute of Chicago, there's a John the Baptist for you!
One of my favorite things about the Art Institute of Chicago is the strong showing of depictions of John the Baptist, and the varying degrees of sexiness thereof.
Like, step aside, John the Beloved, we need to look at your man's hot cousin for a second..
Like, step aside, John the Beloved, we need to look at your man's hot cousin for a second..
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One of my favorite things about the Art Institute of Chicago is the strong showing of depictions of John the Baptist, and the varying degrees of sexiness thereof.
Like, step aside, John the Beloved, we need to look at your man's hot cousin for a second..
Like, step aside, John the Beloved, we need to look at your man's hot cousin for a second..
It's Rape Culture: For Christian Teenz! The Fun and Hip guide to never failing to ask the question "what was she wearing"?
(I feel sick, man)
(I feel sick, man)
September 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's Rape Culture: For Christian Teenz! The Fun and Hip guide to never failing to ask the question "what was she wearing"?
(I feel sick, man)
(I feel sick, man)
Oh god I've accidentally ended up being an officially designated trans grown up, talking to kids about my new name, twice in one week.
I'm happy to! Love being a queer role model, representation matters, etc. But I'm also the least cool trans person alive, possibly, so this is the vibe:
I'm happy to! Love being a queer role model, representation matters, etc. But I'm also the least cool trans person alive, possibly, so this is the vibe:
August 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh god I've accidentally ended up being an officially designated trans grown up, talking to kids about my new name, twice in one week.
I'm happy to! Love being a queer role model, representation matters, etc. But I'm also the least cool trans person alive, possibly, so this is the vibe:
I'm happy to! Love being a queer role model, representation matters, etc. But I'm also the least cool trans person alive, possibly, so this is the vibe:
Oh no! I can't help but feel responsible somehow...
August 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh no! I can't help but feel responsible somehow...
(for my pals who don't have the pleasure, Wombles look like a combination of Big Bird and Gritty)
February 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
(for my pals who don't have the pleasure, Wombles look like a combination of Big Bird and Gritty)
The same husband did watch me do many sets of pushups in the months leading up to this, and yes, he has quoted this scene at me.
January 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The same husband did watch me do many sets of pushups in the months leading up to this, and yes, he has quoted this scene at me.
"but then maybe it has nothing to do with the mysteries of faith and everything to do with the gross insistence
on the right
to another's flesh
and the shrill demand to disclose
on the right
to another's flesh
and the shrill demand to disclose
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"but then maybe it has nothing to do with the mysteries of faith and everything to do with the gross insistence
on the right
to another's flesh
and the shrill demand to disclose
on the right
to another's flesh
and the shrill demand to disclose
If it pleases the court, may I present: Angela Lansbury playing Princess Gwendolyn in Court Jester (1955)
January 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If it pleases the court, may I present: Angela Lansbury playing Princess Gwendolyn in Court Jester (1955)
One of my personal favs:
"15. Stateroom arrangement removes sex as a factor in assigning crew members to quarters without violating Federation Standards for Morality and Decorum."
"15. Stateroom arrangement removes sex as a factor in assigning crew members to quarters without violating Federation Standards for Morality and Decorum."
January 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One of my personal favs:
"15. Stateroom arrangement removes sex as a factor in assigning crew members to quarters without violating Federation Standards for Morality and Decorum."
"15. Stateroom arrangement removes sex as a factor in assigning crew members to quarters without violating Federation Standards for Morality and Decorum."
I have something similar! Inherited from a grandparent who was also very into Trek. One of my favorite finds? The bowling alley.
December 31, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I have something similar! Inherited from a grandparent who was also very into Trek. One of my favorite finds? The bowling alley.
My folk history thought of the day is that Cú Chulainn and Ferdia were in love. It's a queer romantic tragedy, and no one will be able to talk me out of that opinion.
December 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
My folk history thought of the day is that Cú Chulainn and Ferdia were in love. It's a queer romantic tragedy, and no one will be able to talk me out of that opinion.
Leelah's family were members of the same church I was born into. A relatively small Church of Christ in Ohio.
I still have a tiny painted handprint that I made during their summer vacation Bible school.
I still have a tiny painted handprint that I made during their summer vacation Bible school.
December 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Leelah's family were members of the same church I was born into. A relatively small Church of Christ in Ohio.
I still have a tiny painted handprint that I made during their summer vacation Bible school.
I still have a tiny painted handprint that I made during their summer vacation Bible school.
Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of the death of Leelah Alcorn. She was a trans girl who was 17 years old when she died.
I want you all to remember her with me.
I want you all to remember her with me.
December 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of the death of Leelah Alcorn. She was a trans girl who was 17 years old when she died.
I want you all to remember her with me.
I want you all to remember her with me.
Happy Cats Taking Over Nativity Sets season to all who celebrate. Wishing you the coziness and self-assurance of a cat who is POSITIVE that the manager is there for their sole benefit.
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Happy Cats Taking Over Nativity Sets season to all who celebrate. Wishing you the coziness and self-assurance of a cat who is POSITIVE that the manager is there for their sole benefit.
It makes complete sense to me!
December 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
It makes complete sense to me!
Hey, I also recently felt compelled to look at paintings of Mary Magdalene. She probably looks like a different cat in this, but still!
May 23, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Hey, I also recently felt compelled to look at paintings of Mary Magdalene. She probably looks like a different cat in this, but still!
This is a painting from 1651 of St Jerome, but it is also a painting of me after I've seen someone being an ass online.
May 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
This is a painting from 1651 of St Jerome, but it is also a painting of me after I've seen someone being an ass online.
I'm sure you'd get in some cutting remarks, though, if you fought them.
December 19, 2023 at 10:53 PM
I'm sure you'd get in some cutting remarks, though, if you fought them.
No better company to learn about the Descent into Darkness featuring Giants, Metal Working, Music, and Polygamy with!
December 7, 2023 at 1:07 PM
No better company to learn about the Descent into Darkness featuring Giants, Metal Working, Music, and Polygamy with!
We're watching "Night of the Lepus" (1972) for movie night and my two takeaways are:
1. More fake blood=Less scary
2. DeForest Kelley could get it.
1. More fake blood=Less scary
2. DeForest Kelley could get it.
November 28, 2023 at 1:26 AM
We're watching "Night of the Lepus" (1972) for movie night and my two takeaways are:
1. More fake blood=Less scary
2. DeForest Kelley could get it.
1. More fake blood=Less scary
2. DeForest Kelley could get it.
Thank you for sharing!! Here's some pictures of them as lil itty bitty marshmallows.
September 7, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Thank you for sharing!! Here's some pictures of them as lil itty bitty marshmallows.
They are so kissable! Lance was blessed and highly favored to be chosen by Marietta for kangaroo pouch cuddles.
September 7, 2023 at 1:25 PM
They are so kissable! Lance was blessed and highly favored to be chosen by Marietta for kangaroo pouch cuddles.
Savannah and Marietta. We have been calling them "the twins". Marietta is shy and snuggly, Savannah is brave and independent. They'd make a great team in the same home, but would also be just fine as solo acts.
September 7, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Savannah and Marietta. We have been calling them "the twins". Marietta is shy and snuggly, Savannah is brave and independent. They'd make a great team in the same home, but would also be just fine as solo acts.
She's just the sweetest little cat, barely more than a kitten herself.
We have homes lined up for her and two of the kittens once they are fully vetted, which is in a little over a week, but if any of your followers happens to be in Indiana and looking to adopt..
We have homes lined up for her and two of the kittens once they are fully vetted, which is in a little over a week, but if any of your followers happens to be in Indiana and looking to adopt..
September 7, 2023 at 1:08 PM
She's just the sweetest little cat, barely more than a kitten herself.
We have homes lined up for her and two of the kittens once they are fully vetted, which is in a little over a week, but if any of your followers happens to be in Indiana and looking to adopt..
We have homes lined up for her and two of the kittens once they are fully vetted, which is in a little over a week, but if any of your followers happens to be in Indiana and looking to adopt..