Alex Meridian
@alex.meridian.family
• Non-binary web developer who loves to learn and help others • They/Them or Any Pronouns • I love @maddox.meridian.family more than tacos 🌮 • NSFW • Polyam • 🏳️⚧️ • Cleveland, OH •
Absolute banger of a headline right here
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Absolute banger of a headline right here
This, but replace "hated" with "loved" 💁🏻♀️
i don't want to be hated by people because i'm trans. i want to be hated because i'm very annoying
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This, but replace "hated" with "loved" 💁🏻♀️
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I like YAML and I have No shame about it
Horrific confession time: I kinda like yaml
August 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I like YAML and I have No shame about it
The other night at a bar, this egg saw me and 2 other tgirls being hot & making out and I told him to try estrogen 💁🏻♀️
He just told me he is bringing it up to his therapist tomorrow morning 😌
He just told me he is bringing it up to his therapist tomorrow morning 😌
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The other night at a bar, this egg saw me and 2 other tgirls being hot & making out and I told him to try estrogen 💁🏻♀️
He just told me he is bringing it up to his therapist tomorrow morning 😌
He just told me he is bringing it up to his therapist tomorrow morning 😌
My husband is learning no code development and I just started seeing another software girlie. I can't believe I am about to go from dating 0 developers to 2 so quickly 🤭
August 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My husband is learning no code development and I just started seeing another software girlie. I can't believe I am about to go from dating 0 developers to 2 so quickly 🤭
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My desired gender is a stray sunbeam
July 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My desired gender is a stray sunbeam
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pride is so cool because you run into all your friends and also everyone you've fucked in the last 5-7 years
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
pride is so cool because you run into all your friends and also everyone you've fucked in the last 5-7 years
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hormones are literally so cool and awesome
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hormones are literally so cool and awesome
Why does it feel like my new psychiatrist is trying to gaslight me? 😬😅
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why does it feel like my new psychiatrist is trying to gaslight me? 😬😅
Ticket to Ride? More like ticket to slide.. into my DMs 😏
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ticket to Ride? More like ticket to slide.. into my DMs 😏
I heard a story earlier of someone previously suicidal saying "it's cool I'm actually alive still", and like, I truly cannot relate. Even when I'm enjoying life I've never actually felt that.
May 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I heard a story earlier of someone previously suicidal saying "it's cool I'm actually alive still", and like, I truly cannot relate. Even when I'm enjoying life I've never actually felt that.
Are normal people able to be productive at work and also not have 20 unread messages at the same time?
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Are normal people able to be productive at work and also not have 20 unread messages at the same time?
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The motherly urge to dominate twinks
May 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The motherly urge to dominate twinks
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If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever
May 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever
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Just a weekend reminder to please use alt text in your posted photos. I generally won't repost pix without 'em. It helps people with low vision, or bad internet connection, or who keep a list of muted words, and it's just the right thing to do.
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just a weekend reminder to please use alt text in your posted photos. I generally won't repost pix without 'em. It helps people with low vision, or bad internet connection, or who keep a list of muted words, and it's just the right thing to do.
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I'm open to being wrong I just never am
May 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm open to being wrong I just never am
I went to a Star Wars themed drag show yesterday that had too many R2D2 noises cut in, and now I can't stop making the R2 scream noise 😅
May 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I went to a Star Wars themed drag show yesterday that had too many R2D2 noises cut in, and now I can't stop making the R2 scream noise 😅
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casual sex with friends really does fill me with love for, like, everything and everyone
April 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
casual sex with friends really does fill me with love for, like, everything and everyone
Last night I got to make out with a person with a split tongue, and omg 🥵 That shit is so cool. It's so hard to not want to go get mine done asap now 😅
April 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Last night I got to make out with a person with a split tongue, and omg 🥵 That shit is so cool. It's so hard to not want to go get mine done asap now 😅
Every recruiter messages me like "I have this great opportunity in Cleveland, let's talk on the phone", and then when I get on the phone they say "it's actually in Wickliffe" 😮💨
April 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Every recruiter messages me like "I have this great opportunity in Cleveland, let's talk on the phone", and then when I get on the phone they say "it's actually in Wickliffe" 😮💨
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When you unlock a new vocal stim and drive everyone in your house up the wall within an hour 👨🍳💋👌
April 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
When you unlock a new vocal stim and drive everyone in your house up the wall within an hour 👨🍳💋👌
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cars are evil, I hate owning them, I hate driving them, I hate working in an industry that only exists because of them
March 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
cars are evil, I hate owning them, I hate driving them, I hate working in an industry that only exists because of them
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sorry for being a woman with fantastic breasts and a beautiful penis. As if it’s my fault.
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
sorry for being a woman with fantastic breasts and a beautiful penis. As if it’s my fault.
Everyday I walk by my lizard, basking under their heat lamp without a care, and I think "god I wish that were me"
March 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everyday I walk by my lizard, basking under their heat lamp without a care, and I think "god I wish that were me"