Alex
@alex.craves.pizza
🍕 Sunderland supporter #SAFC. Gig goer. PC geek. Vinyl spinner. Crap photographer. He/him
⏯️ last.fm/user/SirRoid
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/coltcabana
⏯️ last.fm/user/SirRoid
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/coltcabana
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Alex
@alex.craves.pizza
· Jan 18
🎹 G I G S 2 0 2 4 🎸
Finally, finally, FINALLY got to my first gig of the year! Mid-March ffs! Never waited this long to see a show (pandemics aside).
Plenty lined up for the rest of the year though.
Finally, finally, FINALLY got to my first gig of the year! Mid-March ffs! Never waited this long to see a show (pandemics aside).
Plenty lined up for the rest of the year though.
🎸 G I G S 2 0 2 5 🎹
🔜 Just started 2025 with an absolute banger.
MY 2024 gigs are here: bsky.app/profile/alex...
🔜 Just started 2025 with an absolute banger.
MY 2024 gigs are here: bsky.app/profile/alex...
Scotland: Just be glad anyone remembered you qualified/exist.
I've already looked-up the odds on you finishing last in the group.
I've already looked-up the odds on you finishing last in the group.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Scotland: Just be glad anyone remembered you qualified/exist.
I've already looked-up the odds on you finishing last in the group.
I've already looked-up the odds on you finishing last in the group.
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The Inaugural FIFA Piece of Shit Prize™️
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Inaugural FIFA Piece of Shit Prize™️
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FIFA peace prize. As one of the billions of football fans..
not in my name. Piece of crap for a piece of shit.
not in my name. Piece of crap for a piece of shit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
FIFA peace prize. As one of the billions of football fans..
not in my name. Piece of crap for a piece of shit.
not in my name. Piece of crap for a piece of shit.
Treated myself to an early Christmas present... Four tyres for my car, £390... 😒
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Treated myself to an early Christmas present... Four tyres for my car, £390... 😒
Tyne Bridge, Tyne Tunnel and A1 Sb closed. Everywhere else hampered by shit drivers.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tyne Bridge, Tyne Tunnel and A1 Sb closed. Everywhere else hampered by shit drivers.
Happy with 1-1, at Anfield, we looked good for the most part, and did our best to take the game to them
Liverpool look absolutely bereft of ideas. 20 mins to have their first touch in the #SAFC box, a goal at 81 mins, and a bit of magic to lift them. Too little, too late (not that I mind!) #LFC
Liverpool look absolutely bereft of ideas. 20 mins to have their first touch in the #SAFC box, a goal at 81 mins, and a bit of magic to lift them. Too little, too late (not that I mind!) #LFC
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
CHEMSDINE TALBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Makes me laugh when people don't give us the time of day - it's clear that many don't watch us, if they do, don't understand football.
A few AltEnding videos would enlighten many, rather than looking at some poxy little spreadsheet.
A few AltEnding videos would enlighten many, rather than looking at some poxy little spreadsheet.
I keep trying to write off and count out Sunderland and they just keep picking up points and wins
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Makes me laugh when people don't give us the time of day - it's clear that many don't watch us, if they do, don't understand football.
A few AltEnding videos would enlighten many, rather than looking at some poxy little spreadsheet.
A few AltEnding videos would enlighten many, rather than looking at some poxy little spreadsheet.
See my profile pic lol (and play where's wally)
Fuck Coventry
Fuck Coventry
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
See my profile pic lol (and play where's wally)
Fuck Coventry
Fuck Coventry
I was in my early 30s when I learned that Liberian people celebrate Thanksgiving.
A lass was in my team and had requested annual leave. I thought she was taking the piss, until she showed me a few photos of her family and church.
A lass was in my team and had requested annual leave. I thought she was taking the piss, until she showed me a few photos of her family and church.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I was in my early 30s when I learned that Liberian people celebrate Thanksgiving.
A lass was in my team and had requested annual leave. I thought she was taking the piss, until she showed me a few photos of her family and church.
A lass was in my team and had requested annual leave. I thought she was taking the piss, until she showed me a few photos of her family and church.
This isn't the Manchester (/Salford) I remember! Fantastic night, decent venue, that Aviva.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This isn't the Manchester (/Salford) I remember! Fantastic night, decent venue, that Aviva.
📍 Aviva Studios, Manchester
🍺 Manchester Union Pale Ale
💸 £6.50
Impressive venue - can't wait for The Last Dinner Party!
🍺 Manchester Union Pale Ale
💸 £6.50
Impressive venue - can't wait for The Last Dinner Party!
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
📍 Aviva Studios, Manchester
🍺 Manchester Union Pale Ale
💸 £6.50
Impressive venue - can't wait for The Last Dinner Party!
🍺 Manchester Union Pale Ale
💸 £6.50
Impressive venue - can't wait for The Last Dinner Party!
Why is the cuck chair about 90 feet away from the bed? @premierinn.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why is the cuck chair about 90 feet away from the bed? @premierinn.bsky.social
People can moan about the EV milage tax (which isn't going into force until 2028), but I did just over 5000 between previous MOTs (£151). UK's average milage is 7400 (£222).
Yearly T&W Metro season ticket is £900+, Network One is £1400+.
Yearly T&W Metro season ticket is £900+, Network One is £1400+.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
People can moan about the EV milage tax (which isn't going into force until 2028), but I did just over 5000 between previous MOTs (£151). UK's average milage is 7400 (£222).
Yearly T&W Metro season ticket is £900+, Network One is £1400+.
Yearly T&W Metro season ticket is £900+, Network One is £1400+.
📍 Salford
Lovely view, overlooking the river 😂
Lovely view, overlooking the river 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
📍 Salford
Lovely view, overlooking the river 😂
Lovely view, overlooking the river 😂
Gateshead AFC were helped out of the league by neighbouring Newcastle not voting for their reelection.
Redheugh Park, Gateshead.
Original, rustic, and authentic.
From the tin roof to the steelworks in the background, this is a ground that was close to its heritage and its people.
Sadly, Redheugh Park and their tenants, Gateshead AFC, are no longer with us.
Original, rustic, and authentic.
From the tin roof to the steelworks in the background, this is a ground that was close to its heritage and its people.
Sadly, Redheugh Park and their tenants, Gateshead AFC, are no longer with us.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gateshead AFC were helped out of the league by neighbouring Newcastle not voting for their reelection.
On the coach to Manchester (via Boro and Leeds), with no leg room. It's gonna be a long one...
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
On the coach to Manchester (via Boro and Leeds), with no leg room. It's gonna be a long one...
Noooo, gutted. I was kinda hoping they'd remake Yuri's Revenge.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Noooo, gutted. I was kinda hoping they'd remake Yuri's Revenge.
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29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
📍 Boiler Shop, Newcastle
🍺 Camden Eazy IPA (Camden Brewery)
💸 £6.90
Still on a hyper-political one. Ha'way Lambrini Girls!
🍺 Camden Eazy IPA (Camden Brewery)
💸 £6.90
Still on a hyper-political one. Ha'way Lambrini Girls!
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
📍 Boiler Shop, Newcastle
🍺 Camden Eazy IPA (Camden Brewery)
💸 £6.90
Still on a hyper-political one. Ha'way Lambrini Girls!
🍺 Camden Eazy IPA (Camden Brewery)
💸 £6.90
Still on a hyper-political one. Ha'way Lambrini Girls!
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
The church that my mam and dad were married in
Evening! I'd be here all day if we documented every single church in Sunderland, but we'll give it a go. This one certainly isn't worth missing too - the Christ Church on Ryhope Road, built to serve the affluent classes surrounding.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The church that my mam and dad were married in