@alex-thoman.bsky.social
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"You put rocks in the bag. You carry it as long as you can, and then you find somewhere you love and you put the rocks down"
"The light shines even when the star is gone"
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"The light shines even when the star is gone"
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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Cartoon from 2024
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Cartoon from 2024
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Breaking: Trump’s Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Epstein Files:
“[Trump] is in the file. And we know he’s in the file... [He] was on [Epstein’s] plane... He’s on the manifest.”
“[Trump] is in the file. And we know he’s in the file... [He] was on [Epstein’s] plane... He’s on the manifest.”
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Breaking: Trump’s Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Epstein Files:
“[Trump] is in the file. And we know he’s in the file... [He] was on [Epstein’s] plane... He’s on the manifest.”
“[Trump] is in the file. And we know he’s in the file... [He] was on [Epstein’s] plane... He’s on the manifest.”
Not Rob Reiner :(
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not Rob Reiner :(
I fucking love comic books
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I fucking love comic books
This all could've been solved if Trump's dad loved him a bit more growing up. Sad man.
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This all could've been solved if Trump's dad loved him a bit more growing up. Sad man.
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this reminds me of when The Penguin was mayor of Gotham, or Luthor the president, or Kingpin the mayor of dc or.. or..
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
this reminds me of when The Penguin was mayor of Gotham, or Luthor the president, or Kingpin the mayor of dc or.. or..
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I honestly don’t know what’s more concerning. That the president of the United States keeps falling asleep in public or that everyone around him is too scared to wake him up.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I honestly don’t know what’s more concerning. That the president of the United States keeps falling asleep in public or that everyone around him is too scared to wake him up.
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Why be so hard on yourself? The world is hard enough.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Why be so hard on yourself? The world is hard enough.
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Imagine calling someone Sleepy Joe throughout their presidency only to snore your way through meetings during yours.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Imagine calling someone Sleepy Joe throughout their presidency only to snore your way through meetings during yours.
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Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
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The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine.
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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
How do y'all keep going day after day?
June 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How do y'all keep going day after day?
Shout out to the ShyGuy named Spudhutt on Mario Kart World
June 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Shout out to the ShyGuy named Spudhutt on Mario Kart World
Gotta love the checks and balances actually checking and balancing
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Gotta love the checks and balances actually checking and balancing
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They’re both very evil and very stupid
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
They’re both very evil and very stupid
This is the worst timeline
April 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is the worst timeline
Everyday feels just a little worse
February 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Everyday feels just a little worse