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alex
@alex-olotl.bsky.social
thot daughter, once gay son
have you ever been the first to pee on a urinal cake?
April 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i love scrolling through my tiktok likes with my mom
April 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
welp in the last 3 years a dozen close friends left my life
April 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
not me downloading game ads from timtok
March 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
uh oh my new tat itches
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
hey it’s our birthdays real real soonnnn!! idk im exciteddd @oliviaberryjam.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i’ve finally done it
March 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i paid my credit cards
March 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
my most used emojis
🥰😘💀🚩🤞🏽🤢😒🤤✨😉🥺😏🏴‍☠️‼️⚠️💅👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽⛔️☺️🍆💕👀
March 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i hate that men can’t just learn how to cook on their own
March 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
androgynous people are like if a man and a woman had a baby
February 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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woke up cured of all my mental ailments, got coffee and now i’m listening to birds chirp in a moss covered tree.
February 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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cox
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
repost with the first album you bought with you own money (cherry bomb was purchased with student loan money before bb)
February 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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here for a short long time not here for a long short time
February 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I’m genuinely shocked that no pinball company has tried to license this game and make a physical version. I think it would KILL on location. Every Millennial and Gen Xer I know would play this thing in an instant
I have a source port of the original program, but the Visual Pinball X re-creation is pretty damn great.
February 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
February 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i felt this
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
yes
“does the sun have boobs?”
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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it’s cool that the internet went from looking up boring things like “recipes” and “boobs” to profound, existential inquiries like “why did the sun go down? has this ever happened before? what is the sun hiding from us?”
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
don’t u love that dogs feel guilt
February 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the gayer i look in hardware stores that faster i get customer serviced
February 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM